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 Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:23 am
Granted, both of you are in cat heaven.
I wish I could be a serial killer and get away with my murders.
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:34 pm
Granted, but then all those murders drove you to insanity and you end up killing yourself.
I wish there was world peace.
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:06 pm
Granted. I took over the world and enforced peace by killing everyone who was violent.
I wish I had futuristic weapon.
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:10 am
The difference between the good guys and the bad guys
Granted, but the weapon is far to complicated for you to figure out how to work it.
I wish I could run without getting tired.
Is whether they use a human shield or make themselves one.
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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:35 am
Granted, but you get stoned instead.
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 6:24 pm
No wish to grant. sad
I wish for a new camera.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 12:51 pm
Granted.
*The first time you try to take a picture a horrible white beam flashes from it that completely disintegrates your eyes !*
I wish I had a parrot
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:11 pm
GoldenFraggle Granted.
*The first time you try to take a picture a horrible white beam flashes from it that completely disintegrates your eyes !*
I wish I had a parrot Granted. It's deaf and mute with no feathers. I wish I was the only person who had 28 hours in a day.
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:33 pm
Different...Very. I wish I was the only person who had 28 hours in a day. Everyone else gets 40 hours in a day, so they can do more per day than you can. During the 12 hours a day you don't get, you are stuck in another dimension in a state of cryogenic stasis. Oh and the 12 hours a day you don't get changes randomly and isn't always 12 straight hours. So it can be split up. I wish I was no longer homeless.
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:48 am
Kor Saiyajinkami Different...Very. I wish I was the only person who had 28 hours in a day. Everyone else gets 40 hours in a day, so they can do more per day than you can. During the 12 hours a day you don't get, you are stuck in another dimension in a state of cryogenic stasis. Oh and the 12 hours a day you don't get changes randomly and isn't always 12 straight hours. So it can be split up. I wish I was no longer homeless. Granted, you now own a cardboard house with an official mailbox. I wish my city wasn't afraid of tropical rain and let us keep working.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:54 am
Granted, however, you will be expected to go to work if there ever were cases of severe flooding.
I wish I had money.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2022 10:35 pm
Granted. Here's two rupees.
I wish I could attract people to things by looking at it
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2022 1:20 am
Granted! You attracted a neckbeard to yourself by looking in the mirror.
I wish I had kids of my own.
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2022 1:51 am
Granted, you are the next Virgin Mother, your quadruplets have no father, but people won't believe you.
I wish I had someone to build a Christmas tree with.
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