Drop Death

[I r no angel]

i am walking out home from the mall when this blondie lands in front of me.By my instints i pull out a stick and poke her.She then pulls out pepper spray after i poke her about 6 times.It gets in my eye and it gets to my brain,and then my brain explodes.

I drop.....

el chupacabra  

[Detective Elliot Stabler]

El Chupacabra attacks me, mistaking me for a goat. I die.
i drop a shirt  

[endinglight]

I'm driving down the interstae, when out of no where a shirt slams into my windshield, completly blocking my vision. By the time the windshield wipers can remove the obstacle I see the the center dived directly ahead. The last thing I hear before fading away is "Hello this is onstar, and I'm really drunk....

I drop shedded cat fur.  

[Amanda The Imp]

Easy...
I have an allergic rection, and the hives clog my windpipe. I die.

I drop a paperclip  

[area51l]

The paper clip falls and penetrates my heart. I die a slow, painful death with my boss laughing at me in the distance.

I drop...
A deck of cards  

[I r no angel]

as i am walking down the street a find a deck of cards on the ground.I try to do a magic trick with them.I then fail badly and get a microscopic cut and bleed to death(no offense)

I drop......

My homework  

[area51l]

I, being a straight 'A' student, look down at the homework and realize it isn't done!!!! I faint and a sniper shoots me multiple times and I die.


I drop an iPod.  

[endinglight]

I go to pick it up and feel something p***k my skin, and realize that in a fit of rage Apple has decided to get even with consumers for rejecting the newest i-pod. I die a slow horrible death designed by a disgruntled apple tech designer. As I die I reflect on the fact that PC has never done anything like this, they only released vista, wich eats your soul...

I drop the onlt tear ever cried by Chuck Norris (Which ironicly is the only thing that could have cured me...)  

[I r no angel]

i walk by after hearing something about an evil Apple and find nothing but a tear drop from Chuck Noris.I throw a rock at it and it spalshes up on to me.It,on contact with my skin,goes iiiiiiiiBOOM!!!!!!!!(lol for the iiii !!!!)

I drop.......

My sanity  

[BrandamusPrime]

Following the sound of the boom I find a crazy person without eyes
screaming and running towards me with her bloody corpse.

Searching myself for something I can use, I quickly find... a bar of soap!

I toss it at her, but it is easily deflected. I make a quick maneuver to avoid her attack and run past her.
Just as I think I'm safe, I slip... on a bar of soap, which causes me to crack my skull and die on impact.

I drop... a flying bar of soap!



Prepare for despair

Witness the disturbing chronicles of one very lonely poster.

 

[Sonic Dancer]

I am on my way to school and I see this bar of soap in the distance. As it comes closer I think I am hallucinating. I think that I have developed a mental issue and I jump in a hole and die


I drop....... Snow White costume! lol  

[Laura Vandemar]

I put on the costume, and the witch queen comes along and mistakes me for Snow White and gives me a poisoned garlic. I eat it and die and the dwarfs put me on the garbage dump. Then the prince comes to wake me but doesn't want to kiss me because my breath smells. So I stay dead.

I drop a fig leaf.  

[I r no angel]

i am going to the dump to get my wrongly thrown out coffee cup(i don't really like coffee in real life)and i find a dead lady with a fig leaf in her hand.I take it and am poisoned on touch by it.Two days later i die because of it thinking it was my coffee cup.

I drop......

Achmed the Dead Terrorist Puppet(lol =D)  

[area51l]

This is easy, Achmed comes alive and terrorizes my school. Everyone escapes except me, who had forgotten to go to the bathroom before I left, so I died on a toilet. (Whoot Elvis)
I drop... my yearbook from last year.  

[Laura Vandemar]

Someone has covered the edges of the pages with poison. I cut my finger with a page and die.

I drop - 10 gaia gold.