Corrupt-A-Wish

[Izumi Iris]

Well... I give you the wish, but she didn't type it out sweatdrop xp

I wish more people were in the ATG Zomg Clan ^_^  

[PendragonX9]

granted but there all n00bs

i wish the ants would just leave me alone!  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Hey listen!

Granted, but now you have a herd of Bison following you every where...including to the bathroom....

I wish I could figure out the meaning of life.....in 0.2 1/2 seconds....O.e

O.e *Blam blam blam blam* *Booooom!!!!!* Listen to that....O.e

 

[Izumi Iris]

Okay, but now that you know it, everyone dies ^^

I wish v-day wasn't a hallmark holiday (so I can get paid double time tomorrow xp )  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Granted, but your boss cuts your salary in half.

I wish I had more chocolate in the house...  

[Izumi Iris]

Granted, but two little kids break in and eat it all... ninja

I wish I could go back to school.  

[TeDdY_bEcHiA16]

Granted, but a tornado came and ur school is destroyed.
I wish I had a bf.  

[Kusaragi]

Granted, but he can't say "No" to anything.

I wish T.V. wasn't so stupid sometimes.

Let's try to raise another one ^_^

 

[Izumi Iris]

Granted, but now you need a new one for the digi-change over

I wish there was more time in the day!! mad  

[Kusaragi]

Granted. But the extra hours are 5º below Freezing.

I wish I had a working Wii System.

Let's try to raise another one ^_^

 

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Hey listen!

Granted, but now every other Wii you have, or any other System you have breaks

I wish they put extra poptarts in the boxes

O.e *Blam blam blam blam* *Booooom!!!!!* Listen to that....O.e

 

[Izumi Iris]

Granted, but they are eggplant flavor.

I wish I had cake ^^  

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted but it's gone bad already and when you take a slice you notice that there's stuff growing on the inside >.>

I wish caffeine worked better on me >.<  

[Izumi Iris]

(I find this funny because I'm sick now lol)
Okay, but now you can never sleep...

I wish cops weren't stupid  

[Roland Karloseth]

Tell me, exactly what does freedom mean...

Granted, but they turn into really smart chimps.

I wish I had more Resident Evil games.

...if I'm not free to be as twisted as I want to be?