Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[Kerrigan_dragon]

Because everyone else was doing it, I just wanted to fit in. D:  

[Phaeton]

We can't really move in together, anywhere.  

[nedozuki_88]

we divorced because i couldnt take the hair anymore; in the tub, on the carpet floor, even on our cat!!! gawd scream  

[YunieCookie]

Because you were so angry all the time D:
I couldn't handle the shouting over every little thing I did wrong crying  

[nedozuki_88]

we just couldnt work it out, counseling, therapy, nothing ever was good enough for you now was it >;p  

[Alarias]

Because you ate my goldfish! crying  

[Koneko Midoria]

Cause you're a total slob.
mad

Seriously.
Pick up something around here.
I'm not your gosh darn maid, hmpf!
 

[nedozuki_88]

you wont get off my back! give me my space! *sufficates  

[wakusei]

I sensed you had homicidal tendencies and wanted to get out while I still could!  

[infinite_personalities101]

your expensive taste in clothing was making us bankrupt. I already work triple shifts! I can't take anymore, just so u can buy some more friggin' clothes!!!!  

[LIRss]

You just wouldn't stop calling me! I'd be at work and you'd be calling me every ten minutes wanting to know what I was doing and why I wasn't answering, even when we were talking in the same room you'd be texting me!
I need my space.  

[infinite_personalities101]

you just couldn't understand my abandonment issues! gonk you were so insensitive to my needs !!!  

[Kusaragi]

Because you were moving WAY too fast. Only dated twice and were already choosing your wedding dress.  

[nedozuki_88]

Im sorry, but the stuffed golden retriever had to go.... evil  

[xAngelicxNekoxTeddyx]

divorced cause shes weird