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 Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:30 pm
Q: If there was no heaven or hell where would we go?
A: We'd be extras in Richard Simmons workout videos
Q: Why do midgets have pudgy fingers?
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:37 pm
Q: Why do midgets have pudgy fingers?
A: Because dolphins don't have noses
Q: why isn't there tea in an long island iced tea??
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K` the warrior generated a random number between
6 and 251 ...
120!
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:44 pm
Because everyone drank it all.Now it's full of fat people
What is that red thing moogles have in their head?
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:47 am
Orbs of doom and terror.
Q: Why do people clip their toe-nails?
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:26 am
Becuase since we use socks they are of no use to dig.We use our hands instead
Why do old people have hair in their ears?
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:01 pm
y do old ppl have hair in there ears
becuz there turning into dogs
can old ppl have and heart attk if they have sex
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:23 pm
K_the_warrior cuz of lack of imagination why are some girls soooo horny they even ******** their pillow? y do some lesbos lick other lesbos virginas
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K` the warrior rolled 9 4-sided dice:
2, 1, 1, 4, 1, 1, 2, 1, 4
Total: 17 (9-36)
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:00 pm
((Yeah I know..but that's probably way too much info for today. mrgreen ))
Oh yeah.They can have heart attacks IF they can have sex.
Why does country music suck?
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:17 pm
Q:Wht is coke good?
A:Because it's full of addictive crap. MMMMMMMMMMM adictivness.
Q:What is the worst type of person in the world?
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:53 pm
Q: What is the worst type of person in the world?
A: The ones who think they're squirrels
Q: Why don't humans eat other humans?
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:27 pm
y do other humans eat other humans
cuz there from hell
y is hell so hot
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:24 pm
Because Satan always loses snowball fights to Jesus. K_the_warrior Why does country music suck? Since no one answered this, I will. It doesn't, rap just sucks so much that the suckiness blocks your ears. Why do people think supercalifragilisticexpealidocious is a real word?
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:08 pm
WHERE?! I MUST SHOOT HIM!
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:09 pm
he wont ley me have a bf so he must be doomed to die by my hands of more doom!!
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