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 Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:55 pm
into the garbage
I won the internet
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:19 am
I won the T.V
I'm a computer
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:34 am
Your logic circuits are faulty
Blue is the loneliest taste
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:32 am
The deepest blues are black. So would that mean that black is the loneliest taste?
There are no contradictions. Check your premises.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:47 am
There are no contractions. Check your premiums.
If a water spirit is a naiad, and a tree spirit is a dryad, what kind of spirit is a triad?
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:49 am
The kind that has three heads and fights Jackie Chan.
My washing machine just died.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:53 am
I wonder what it will be reincarnated as
We have catalogues and catacombs... why not dogalogues and dogacombs?
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:55 am
We want what every respecatable couple wants...
To retire to Amsterdam and make currency that dogs and cats can use.
rofl
*Ahem*
I picture Jesus as an ice dancer.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:57 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:58 am
It's fun to play that one game where you flick the spinning coin... and whoever kills it has to recieve welts.
I like Hardcore Rock-Paper-Scissors.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:01 pm
yeah... but the papercut to death option is fairly strange
Have you ever bound a binder when in a bind?
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:04 pm
My binders always break.
I put too much crap in them... so really, binders are the worst thing to depend on when you're in a bind.
Google=love.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:05 pm
Love is 100 zeroes?
Tap dancing on carpet is hard
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:08 pm
smile .
Funny. I've never seen a hard carpet.
So Charlie Sheen totally just swallowed a whole bottle of Viagra.
With Vodka as a chaser.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:09 pm
That's what I call a stiff drink! (Bah-dum-pah)
I second that emotion
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