Wishing game

[Alarias]

Granted, but after receiving said talent, you show off your abilities and now noone will give you a moment's peace and you must spend all your free time making art for your friends or avoiding them all together.

I wish I knew how to shoot a gun.  

[Xanatos Forever]

((If I didn't know any better...and I don't xd ...I'd say you got that one from personal experience...o.O Of course I could be wrong, seeing as how I just naturally assume everyone is better at me artistically sweatdrop ))

Granted, but you're not proficient in it, and wind up shooting somebody in the head, leading to imprisoment, then the years of trial for Murder1, after which being convicted, puts you on death row, awaiting your turn on the electric chair...

(( blaugh See, I can do it, too))  

[Alarias]

( lol Very nice)

What's your wish?  

[Xanatos Forever]

eek .... sweatdrop I suppose that might help, huh?

Umm, let's see...somethin' out of the box here... ninja ...I wish you were in love with me! xd ((Man, there are so many ways this can backfire on me rofl ))  

[Alarias]

Granted, but it turns out your family hates me because I keep calling to see if you're over there and they hire a hitman to kill me and he succeeds. However, the police find out what your family did and they all go to jail...for life evil xp

I wish I had new shoes.  

[Xanatos Forever]

(( gonk Mah poor family... xd ))

Granted, but they're super high platform shoes that make you so high you go out of the atmosphere, and suffocate and freeze to death in the voide of space...(Brutal sweatdrop ...))

I wish I had some cheese!  

[Alarias]

Granted, but it's rotten*. (short, sweet, to the point)

I wish I had a button.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted...unfortunately, it happens to be the button to your very existance, and is located on your rump, so the minute you sit down, you're gone...

cry I wish my cheese wasn't rotten...  

[Alarias]

Granted, but a large group of starving mice have picked up its scent.


I wish I had a wheelchair.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted, but then you get into a wheelchair showdown with a ghost a la Scary Movie 2, and in the game of chicken, the crappy FireStone tires give out, sending you flying out the two story window... xd

Nooo, my cheese! I wish the mice didn't want my cheese!  

[Alarias]

Granted, but the reason they don't want it anymore is because it has been turned to stone by an evil cheese-hating wizard.

I wish I had my own working computer.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted, however, the computer turns out to be a portal to another dimension...A ROOM WITH A MOOSE! O.o...

crying My poor cheese... scream I wish death on the evil cheese-hating wizard!  

[Alarias]

Granted, but now the wizard's best friend since childhood wants you dead and has put a bounty on your head.


I wish I had a whistle.  

[Layleeah]

Granted. But, birds come over and think you're a bird, pick you up with their claws, and fly you away.

I wish I didn't have the Oscar Meyer "Bologna" song stuck in my head! gonk