The ^, <, v Game

[Large Inmate]

^ Said I was listening to I song that I hate with all my passions of worlds hate.
<> My head combusted but didn'tcha know I'm like that guy from MIB who's head grows back?
v Do you have a job?  

[Alarias]

^ wasn't wearing a helmet and now ^'s bloody head chunks are everywhere gonk
<> does not have a job
V is playing with one of ^'s eyeballs that was dislodged from ^'s skull during the combustion  

[Large Inmate]

^ Has ordered me to play with mine own eyeball.
<> Puts one eye back in and goes in search of the other.
v Will you help me find it?  

[Elcia]

^has asked for help finding ^'s missing body parts
<> faints at mere thought
V has a stronger stomach than <>  

[Kerrigan_dragon]

^ Should probably invest in a fainting couch.
<> Finds Inmates eyeball and hands it back to her.
v Hopefully is not prone to random body part explosions/combustions.  

[Alarias]

^ does not enjoy picking up eyeballs
<> does not generally lose body parts
V would like an icecream cake  

[pickle relish]

^ does not lose body parts often, apparently. Good...
<> would love an ice cream cake, but sadly does not have one.
v will give me an ice cream cake?  

[Alarias]

^ will be disappointed
<> does not have any ice cream cake sad
V can provide a substitute for ice cream cake?  

[Elcia]

^ will have her question answered but not how ^ wanted it answered
<> could never think of a substitute for the marvelous thing that is ice cream cake
v now is craving ice cream cake ^_^  

[Reiku Alche]

^Makes me want ice cream cakes D<
<>Is craving ice cream cake
v Will give me an ice cream cake  

[Kalib]

^ thinks I have ice cream cake to give out
<> is lacking ice cream cake
v will end the craving for ice cream cake...  

[Alarias]

^ might be right
<> is devouring Pringles
V now wants Pringles?  

[pickle relish]

^is a mad Pringle devourer
<> does not particularly like Pringles
v wants something other than Pringles?  

[Reiku Alche]

^ Doesn't care for Pringles
<> Is lusting for a pair of pants
V Knows how I feel  

[pickle relish]

^ is my "sister"!
<> loves pants, personally
v is wearing pants currently...?