Would you rather...?

[CR Kyrie]

Be trolled. I have self-respect and an ignore list. biggrin

Would you rather be disgusted by someone with a gas problem, or be thrown into a laughing fit every time they... released the gas?  

[Erverain]

The latter, but since I do that already(I do try to keep a lid on it, though).

Would you rather...

Be forced to change your name to ChimChim Magoo, or spend the rest of your days as "Hey, You?"  

[CR Kyrie]

ChimChim Magoo, because it's a hilarious name.

Would you rather get second place and win nothing, or lose the whole thing? (In the sense of a game show where someone's voted off every week or something)  

[Erverain]

Depending on the game, it could go either way, but I'd rather go out early so as to avoid the crushing despair of having victory ed from my hands.

Would you rather...

Have hair made of snakes, or hair made of noodles?  

[Crimson_Nyx]

I would have hair made out of snakes just so i can scare the hell out of my sister xp

Would you rather have your hand cut off or your whole leg??  

[Erverain]

Hand, provided it was the left one. I only use that had for drinking and directional control anyway.

Would you rather...

Have "The Talk" with an over-explainatory parent, or learn the doings from a porno?  

[Crimson_Nyx]

From a porno ,just cause after "the talk" it would just be too awkward.

Would you rather be caught caught giving a BJ by some school kids or caught in bed by a parent?  

[Erverain]

Both would be pretty bad(the first especially because I'm a guy...), but I'd have to prefer getting caught in bed, thought I would think to have locked the doors...

Would you rather...

Eat a 10 lb cheese wheel, or a 100 oz. steak?  

[Crimson_Nyx]

I would go with the cheese.... I love cheese

Would you rather French kiss an old lady or be sexually harassed by an old lady?  

[Erverain]

Harassment, because that doesn't involve destroying my fragile little mind.

Would you rather...

Be cut from the Internet forever, or never be able to use the phone ever again?  

[SoundlessMelody]

Not be able to use the phone again. (I don't talk in the phone much so hahaha XD)

Would you rather be bi or gay?  

[Crimson_Nyx]

I would be bi since i could go both ways not stuck with one

would you rather fall from a two story window or be attacked by a dog?  

[Erverain]

Building, because that way I get away with a less serious mauling.

Would you rather...

Be forced to personally put down your favorite dog/cat/pet, or drink battery acid?  

[pickle relish]

Drink battery acid. I like my cat, thank you!! Unless of course the pet was really sick, and it was a mercy killing...

Would you rather be stuck in the Sahara or in Antarctica?  

[CR Kyrie]

The Sahara... I have this thing that keeps you cool for six days without really having a problem ^^

Would you rather be in a cult and be involved with a mass suicide through your own free will or through force?