A man with a little spider monkey went to a bar.
The man ordered a drink and the monkey jumped onto the table and ate all the complementary peanuts.
The Bartender got a little angry but let it go.
The monkey later jumped to the back-stock room and ripped open a stuck jar of pickles and swallowed them all whole.
The bartender was amazed by this feat.
"Whoa! Didja see dat!? Yer Monkey just ripped open datt stuck jar of pickles and swallowed them whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. He usually gets what he wants to eat."
The monkey started jumpin around again and jumped on the Pool Table, took the 8 ball and swallowed it whole.
"Whoa! Didja see dat?! Yer Monkey just swallowed dat 8 Ball!"
"Yeah, he does that. It doesn't surprise me. He swallows everything he wants"
The man and the monkey come back 2 weeks later and the man orders a drink and as usual the monkey jumps around.
The monkey finds his way to a jar of cherries in the back, rips the lid open, takes a cherry, sticks it up its butt, takes it out and eats it.
"Whoa! Didja see dat!? Yer monkey just stuck a cherry up its butt and then ate the cherry!!!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me anymore. Ever since that 8 Ball got stuck, he's been measuring everything."
The man ordered a drink and the monkey jumped onto the table and ate all the complementary peanuts.
The Bartender got a little angry but let it go.
The monkey later jumped to the back-stock room and ripped open a stuck jar of pickles and swallowed them all whole.
The bartender was amazed by this feat.
"Whoa! Didja see dat!? Yer Monkey just ripped open datt stuck jar of pickles and swallowed them whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. He usually gets what he wants to eat."
The monkey started jumpin around again and jumped on the Pool Table, took the 8 ball and swallowed it whole.
"Whoa! Didja see dat?! Yer Monkey just swallowed dat 8 Ball!"
"Yeah, he does that. It doesn't surprise me. He swallows everything he wants"
The man and the monkey come back 2 weeks later and the man orders a drink and as usual the monkey jumps around.
The monkey finds his way to a jar of cherries in the back, rips the lid open, takes a cherry, sticks it up its butt, takes it out and eats it.
"Whoa! Didja see dat!? Yer monkey just stuck a cherry up its butt and then ate the cherry!!!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me anymore. Ever since that 8 Ball got stuck, he's been measuring everything."
