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God Emperor of Dune generated a random number between
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25255!
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 Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:57 pm
#16 - Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Storm trooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary -
The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary -
Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary -
Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.
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God Emperor of Dune generated a random number between
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3727!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:59 pm
#17 - Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.
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God Emperor of Dune generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
5895!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:01 pm
#18 - Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
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God Emperor of Dune generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
12243!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:02 pm
#19 - Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt bladed weapons.
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God Emperor of Dune generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
25743!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:03 pm
#20 - Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
First Corollary -
Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.
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`English~Angel~Queen` generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
9664!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:04 pm
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God Emperor of Dune generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
15902!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:04 pm
#21 - Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't....
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God Emperor of Dune generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
25350!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:05 pm
#22 - Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.
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`English~Angel~Queen` generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
4677!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:05 pm
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Nanner_Munkie7 generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
5820!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:06 pm
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`English~Angel~Queen` generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
19859!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:06 pm
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God Emperor of Dune generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
22373!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:06 pm
#23 - Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.
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`English~Angel~Queen` generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
25032!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:07 pm
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smarkie generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
17229!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:07 pm
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God Emperor of Dune generated a random number between
1 and 30000 ...
29383!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:07 pm
#24 - Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary -
The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect)
Second Corollary -
The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.
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