Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[nedozuki_88]

I divorced him because he just didnt understand me at all~ *throws a chicken at your face  

[Kusaragi]

I divorced you because I married you on an impulse. i didn't know what I was getting myself into.  

[infinite_personalities101]

You kept scratching me. Hugging was a nightmare, and you refused to cut your nails, i couldn't deal with the scars anymore. T^T  

[nedozuki_88]

I'm sorry, but I love another... and its that cat dude!!! D: duh duh duuuuuaaahhhhh~ *dramatic music  

[emmmahy]

I didn't know she was a girl...  

[nedozuki_88]

she lied and sayed that her aradillo was a cat! D:  

[Kusaragi]

I couldn't take you on tour as my Baseball career took off.

Sorry babe. I'm following the Ruth's footsteps.  

[wakusei]

You had a secret identity I just couldn't cope with.  

[nedozuki_88]

I am sorry, but my feelings have changed for you.... better look next time ;D  

[Alarias]

You did too many drugs sad  

[nedozuki_88]

it was either me or the cat.... she went with the cat.... T.T  

[nedozuki_88]

she mirrrored everything that i did.... while~ i was lookin in the mirrowr!!! that made me irate.... stressed  

[pickle relish]

You were married to yourself before you married me. I couldn't handle that level of narcissism.  

[Boxed_Jam]

You started sleeping with the person above you.
mad

 

[nedozuki_88]

your colorfull-i-ness kept me awake everynight....