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 Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:15 pm
SA: so were skipping the foreplay this time
SA: hot
SA: just going straight to the sex is that it
SA: course im kinda busy but i guess ive got time for a quickie
SA: if you think you can handle it
((A Nerdcore rap-off between Pythin and Ryan would be amazing.))
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:15 pm
{That would be pretty epic. XD}
MS: Handle you? You should be more worr!ed about handl!ng ME.
MS: My a** !s so fine that !t transcends ALL to create the ult!mate, un!versal standard for pure sexy.
MS: I3lood, spec!es, !t's all !rrelevant. !'ll tame you. I3reak you. I3y the t!me !'m f!n!shed w!th you, you'll be I3egg!ng for more. Then !'ll I3e done w!th you, left to eternally guasp and cry out for
MS: a sweet, sensual release that w!ll never come aga!n.
MS: The ghosts of sweet k!sses and gentle caresses haunt!ng your every slumber. I3reaking out in cold sweats at the thought of our I3rief moments of pure, unbr!dled extasy.
MS: I3ut first...! put on my robe and w!zard hat! *zing*
MS: Though ser!ously, !'m bored out of my m!nd and need a good d!stract!on for a l!ttle wh!le. Do you have anyth!ng !nterest!ng to chat about? As!de from your spec!es' very confus!ng mat!ng r!tuals, of course.
Boy, Espari sure did type a LOT. But this was nothing new for her. This seemed to be how she always started off a conversation with the humans. It also seemed to be a running gag of her's to make vague references to this supposed human cyber warrior after one human - she'd forgotten which - linked her to some of his logs. She personally found them confusing at times, but the basic principle of starting off supposedly naughty only to trick the other into a completely different, most often silly outcome was an idea she adored.
{Yes, I made an obligatory Bloodninja refference. I've been dying to do this for awhile, yet I've never really had the chance up until now. XD}
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:02 pm
SA: b***h please
SA: you cant ignore my girth
SA: im like an oak tree up in this
SA: pun intended
SA: so i got my dicekind specibus finally
SA: not quite as good as improvkind
SA: but whatever
SA: you probably already know that
SA: what with your alien spying and all
SA: did you like what you saw
You smile, amused by the troll's comments. You should probably pester Brie, but you don't want to pester two people at once. Especially when you accidentally called Brie sexy, when you meant it as a joking comment to Jackson.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:20 pm
MS: G!rth? !'m st!ll rather unfam!l!ar w!th your strange human customs. !s that cons!dered a des!raI3le tra!t !n a human mate? You humans are so confus!ng.
MS: As for your d!cek!nd spec!I3us...
MS: !, personally, would suggest try!ng !t out aga!nst a l!v!ng foe I3efore mak!ng such judgements. Then aga!n, that's just me.
MS: *shrugs*
Humans are so wierd. But at least they keep a girl entertained, right?
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:30 pm
((One of the things his dice will do is summon a Cheval-de-Frise, due to a one-off gag that I made in a conversation with Ryan and Jackson.))
SA: you know it is baby
SA: you know you want some of this
SA: and i guess ill try that out later
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:07 pm
{I look forward to seeing that. biggrin }
MS: ! f!nd !t h!lar!ous that you say that k!nd of th!ng to some stranger on the !nternet. One you've oI3v!ously never met, and proI3aI3ly won't meet for qu!te some t!me.
MS: Then aga!n, my sexy transcends I3oth space and t!me !tself. ! can hardly I3la!m you.
MS: Good~ I3e sure to tell me your results, mmkay? !'ll be wa!t!ng w!th open eyes and ears! ...Try not to d!ssappo!nt, s!nce ! can just as eas!lly f!nd some other s!lly human to pass the t!me w!th.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:29 pm
((What, the gag? That was on like, page eight or so.))
SA: whatever
SA: i got s**t to do
SA: no time for alien babes wanting my hot butt
somhowAmazing [SA] ceased pestering musicalSocialite [MS]
You pick up a watering can and walk to your window.
You note that the roses are wilting. A shame. You rather liked the roses. At least the tulips were doing fine.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:57 pm
{I'll go look asap. ^.^}
MS: How rude, runn!ng off on a lady so suddenly!
MS: ...Ugh!
Espari frowned slightly, a little annoyed that SA cancelled her conversation early. Looks like this distraction didn't last nearly as long as she'd hoped. She was still pretty bored, and as things were, she wasn't sleepy in the least. What to do, oh what to do?
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:51 pm
> Be Pythin. Describe Alternia.
All right. You suppose you can flash-back to Alternia for a bit.
Alternia was a very dull place where Wigglers got schoolfed lies created and published by the establishment, like the death of TROLL JOHN LENNON, or that THE SIXTEENTH CONDENCE was SHOT BY A LOWBLOOD WHILE WATCHING A PERFORMANCE OF OUR SURROGIAN COUSIN.
You also have a certain distaste for the HEMOSPECTRUM, and your book, TROLL SNEETCHES, is all about the unimportance of blood color, as shown through a group of indigenous people who were fighting over something as silly as THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN. You also inspired (or like to think you inspired) the works of TROLL TUPAC. But that isn't the main reason why you dislike Alternia so much. You dislike it because YOU WERE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO ESCAPE THE THRESHECUTIONERS. All because you wrote a few measly books on how the CONDENCE was 'a mean, stupid crone who should abdicate her throne.'
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:28 am
Espari roamed about her respiteblock with a bored expression, eyeing her various personal possessions and momentos from times long passed. She thought about reading some of the books hidden in a safe beneath her intentionally messy and rather large pile of clothes. Of course, such a thought was quickly dismissed. After all, how would she explain someone of her reputation reading books of the legitimate kind - especially the philosophical crap she tended to keep?! (When she wasn't reading musical scores or theories of music, of course.) Besides, dancing and/or playing her fiddle was more fun. Noisy and attention-grabby too. Just how she liked it~ Such useless ponderings and personal thoughts continued as she aimlessly wandered in circular paths through her respiteblock.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:21 pm
satiricTherapist [ST] started trolling musicalSocialite [MS]
ST: hey, espari.
ST: how has making fun of jadites lack of arms been doing?
ST: make you feel like a horrible person yet?
ST: because syndar and i are thinking machine gun arms, what do you think?
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:54 pm
Oh! It looked like someone was trolling her! "AI3out damn t!me!" she grumbled, now approaching her computer to see who it was. Pythin, it seemed. Well, this ought to be interesting. Chalked up full of sarcasm from her side, too, seeing his starting remarks.
MS: !t makes me feel all warm and t!ngly !ns!de.
MS: Two wrongs don't make a r!ght, but DAMN does !t feel GOOD.
MS: !'ll tell you what, though. !'ll stop be!ng an a** when she stops be!ng a condescend!ng I3!tch. !t goes I3oth ways.
MS: ...You do real!ze she'll I3e enforc!ng her s!ck fantas!es on EVERYONE !f you I3oth do that, r!ght?
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:19 pm
ST: you realize that you're still being a massive b***h. if i were to calculate your bitchosity on the b***h-o-meter, you would reach the fabled level of '8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH', a level that hasn't been reached since the pirate 'queen' marquise spinneret mindfang bitched on alternia like a bitchy plague of b***h so bitchtacular that all of bitchdom looked up and whispered, "wow. that is one huge ******** b***h".
ST: you are in fact, such a b***h, that if the first condence herself got in a b***h-off with you, you would win even if the condence had packed the judges panel with a bunch of highbloods who were sympathetic to her bitchy regime, which in itself is a pretty b***h thing to do.
((I am proud of this. Also, if you draw Pythin, give him a large nose.))
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:03 pm
{I can see why. XD Also, sure. ^.^}
MS: Wow. N!ce. Tell me when you're done hate-oggel!ng me. (Or wr!ggel!ng aI3out !n adm!rat!on of our ragtag group's b!ggest..what's that human word for !t? Oh yeah, RAC!ST. ((I3lood-!st, whatever.)) ********' hyppocr!t.)
MS: We can, hopefully, have a decent conversat!on then.
It was odd. Espari and Jadite certainly hated each other, going out of their way to make the other suffer or face humiliation in some form or another. From Espari's side, however, that hatred was entirely platonic. She didn't even bother flirting with the armless grub she hated her so much. Considering who Espari was, this was saying something pretty massive about the level of sheer hatred she felt for the other troll.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:08 am
((I'm back again! Much less tired this time, although I need Dr. Scholl's BAD.))
Melmai didn't find Syndar at his computer so he went to Thalia's respite block, knowing how having her as a moirail could be a full time job.
"Yo," He said upon opening the door. "I have a computer problem."
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