The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Jack: That's Cyrille? He's beautiful!

Will: On the outside, yes. On the inside... ouch.

source : tumblr
characters involved : jackson and wilson hawthorne, cyrille lebeau  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Jack: It seems like you like Dagrun because she doesn't like you.

Will: Have you met the girls who do like me, Jack? Neither have I, but trust me, they're bad people.

source : tumblr
characters involved : jack & will hawthorne  

[MJ Spooks]

Daniel: Hey, Vince, do you have any bags?

Vince: The only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Daniel: Literally all you had to do was say no.

source: tumblr
characters involved: Daniel Jacobs, Vincent Masters  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Many years from now:

Soren, squinting at Awstin: Didn't he used to work for us?

Celeste: I don't know all ugly people look the same.

source : chrys reviews
characters involved : the kinsley twins, awstin tittensor  

[MJ Spooks]

Whit: I think I worked out a plan

Jin: Great, count me out

Whit: You haven't even heard it yet!

Jin: See how I've learned?

source: tumblr
characters involved: Whitney Prescott, Seok-Jin Lee  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Theo: Butter is just food lotion

Nath: Something is wrong with you


source: tumblr
characters involved: Theodotus Ellis-Hall, Nathaniel Ellerly  

[MJ Spooks]

Jason: There's some things I can just smell, it's like a sixth sense

Amata: Well, actually, that would be one of the five

...

Jason: You really have faith in those kids, don't you?

Amata: Yes, I do.

Jason: Weird.

source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
characters involved: Jason Hill, Amata Harlowe  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Lia: *draws a frown on a gingerbread man*

Brennie: Why is he frowning? He should be happy, to spread Christmas cheer!

Lia: You'd frown too if you were about to be eaten


source: tumblr
characters involved: Brendan Findlay-Abrams, Mahalia Ellis  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Milo: honey, it's really muggy out today

Wyatt: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you

Milo: *sips coffee from a bowl*


source: tumblr
characters involved: Milo Abrams, Wyatt Abrams  

[MJ Spooks]

Amata: Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a fuddy duddy?

Grayson: Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else.

Amata: Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a sexy fuddy duddy?

Grayson: ... N-no, actually, that part usually gets left out.

source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
characters involved: Amata Harlowe, Grayson Powell  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

London: sorry I can't come in to work today. the stress is bad for the baby.

Loki: what baby?

London: *dramatic hair flips* me


source: tumblr
characters involved: London Ellis, Lochland Ellis  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Cian: hey, you okay?

Will: yea, why?

Cian: you have a sign that says "2 Days Without Being Annoyed"

Will: *maintains eye contact as he changes the sign to 0*

source: tumblr
characters involved: William Bennett, Cian Quinlan  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Desi: I feel you

Laili: I feel for you

Nani: I feel awoo

source: tumblr
characters involved: Desiree Whitethorn, Laili Abrams, Nani Heulwen