Wishing game

[Large Inmate]

Granted but now your brain is stuck in a vegitative state for the rest of your life.

I wish I could live on my own.  

[Allah The Eternal]

granted, but now you will be raped!

I wish I could assassinate Bush, and not get arrested.  

[Large Inmate]

Granted but you now have a bounty on your head for your death.

I wish that everything could be okay.

That sounded so emo...
Allah--
your so mean crying  

[Allah The Eternal]

Im not mean, what makes you say that? just cause I hate Bush doesnt make me a mean person. or are you referring to what I said could happen to you if you lived by yourself?

anyway, your wish has been granted, but now you will fill everybody's pain when something goes wrong. you will absorb all bad things, so everybody can live life without any problems (and yes, that was very emo)

I wish I had more money than Bill Gates!  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted, but less than five hours later, the whole of the government comes crashing through your door, arresting you for the largest heist in recorded history...

I wish people would think...  

[Large Inmate]

Granted but everybody starts thinking to much which leads to the destruction of the world because everybody wanted to fix everything. Causing things to go wrong...

I wish my X-box would play DDR Ultramix 4!!  

[silver_swordsman]

granted but your explodes in your face (I've waited for someone to do a video game system wish)

I wish I had an unlimited coke bottle  

[Large Inmate]

Granted but the bottle has a hole and the coke never stops leaking.

I wish... that... I could fly.  

[[Aeon Flux]]

Wish granted, you can fly up to the level of the highest jet planes, but suffocate in the thin atmosphere up there.


I wish alcohol was non-toxic.  

[Quicksylver]

Granted, it doesn't kill your liver but still makes you drunk...permanently. mrgreen


I wish there was a Roscoe's Chicken n Waffles near me.  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

Wish granted, but they aren't open for buissiness.

I wish I had a ship that can sail on land and water!  

[Large Inmate]

Granted but the technology is to highly advanced for anyone on this planet to use.

I wish I was all better. razz  

[[Aeon Flux]]

Wish granted, but now you have to face even worse problems and you miss being sick.


I wish I could design prizewinning profiles.  

[Large Inmate]

granted but as soon as you finish one it automaticly gets deleted.

I wish that... the mrgreen emote go turned into a devil.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted, but the dark ritual used to create it brings to life, and it bursts from the computer screen in a hail of sparkly death!

I wish I was the next Beethoven! (the pianist, not the dog blaugh )