S: This is wonderful! I placed numerous different traps around here, but I never believed anyone would fall for the simplest one. Oops, excuse me. I haven't introduced myself yet. I'll only say it once. I hope someone with such a low degree of intelligence can remember it. I'm Espada No. 8, Szayel Aporro Granz.
R: Espada? I see.You're one of the ten who supervise the other Arrancar. That voice... Dondochakka? That fat lump. He fell before I did, why hasn't he made it here yet? He's there!
[Renji jumps to the side] That was a close one. I almost got crushed by one of the guys on my side.
[a hole opens in the wall behind Renji and Dondochakka falls on him]D: It hurts, don'tcha know! My bottom! I hurt my bottom, don'tcha know!
R: Shut up!
D: A-and that hole was scary, don'tcha know!
R: Get off me *now*!
D:
[noticing Szayel for the first time] You're Espada No. 8, Szayel Aporro-sama! Szayel Aporro-sama! Hueco Mundo's greatest researcher and a specialist at making spirit-based weapons. But, his research is wrapped in secrecy, so underlings like me don't know a...
R: Hey! This is for me, right? You're explaining all of this to me, right? So get off! Tell me face to face!
D: Oh, Renji. What're you doing under my bottom?
[Renji kicks Dondochakka off] That hurt! Why'd you kick me?
R: Shut up! I'll kick you again if you keep whining. Besides, you have a hard head.
D: You're mean, don'tcha know! I'm pacifist, don'tcha know!
R: Stop crying. It's annoying.
D: You hurt my feelings more than my body, now I can't stop crying, don'tcha know.
R: I got it. I guess I overdid it a little. So I'm sorry.
D: Do you really feel sorry?
R: Yes, I do.
D: Are you really, really, really sorry?
R: I told you, I am.
D: Then let me kick you in the face-
[Renji kicks him again] You're not sorry at all, don'tcha know!
R: Only because you pushed me to far!
S: Can we put an end to the comedy routines, please? Oh, don't look so scary. Give me a break. Even though I'm an Espada, I'm not very good at fighting. That big guy there told you, didn't he?
I'm a researcher! When I'm here, I gather data on different spirit patterns. It's the most enjoyable thing in the world to me. Oh, and of course, you're fantastic. You're patterns are completely different from the ones I've already researched. So I was hoping to give you a welcome of the highest quality. I hope you'll go along with me. What do you say? Never mind. You can't turn me down.
R: Hold it. What are you talking about? I didn't come here to chat with you. I came here to kick you a**. I don't care about your statistics. And I don't care about your little welcome party. If you wanna talk to me, then do it while I cut you to pieces.
[Renji draws his sword] But I'm not gonna hold back one bit! Bankai! Baboon King Zabimaru!
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