Corrupt-A-Wish

[Roland Karloseth]

I'm currently hosting a contest in the ATG clan...

Granted, but it instead makes your room smell like burnt hair

I wish more people would post in the ATG clan mad

...The prize is 5k. Why not swing by and check it out?

 

[Izumi Iris]

^_^ Granted but they all disappear the moment they hit send (cause that's what happens I guess)

I wish I could tolerate spicy foods.  

[Roland Karloseth]

I'm currently hosting a contest in the ATG clan...

Granted, but then EVERYTHING is spicy, including ice cream

I wish I didn't have carpel tunnel and tennis elbow

...The prize is 5k. Why not swing by and check it out?

 

[Izumi Iris]

(this is your fault)

Okay, but you have carpel elbow and tennis tunnel...

I wish pillows were like marshmallows~!  

[Roland Karloseth]

I'm currently hosting a contest in the ATG clan...

xd

Granted, but when you drool on your pillow, it sticks to your face

I wish Gold wasn't so hard to come by.

...The prize is 5k. Why not swing by and check it out?

 

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted but then Gaia switches to an entirely Gaia Cash system. >.<

I wish I didn't feel like throwing up >.<  

[Izumi Iris]

... Okay, but now you feel like doing the chores crying

I wish cake was in my fridge.  

[blue0212]

Granted, but the cake becomes poisonous while you eat it causing you to have some weird disease.

I wish that the next time I visit my friends house, I'll be able to play L4D  

[TeDdY_bEcHiA16]

Granted but whenu played, the game broke, so now nobody will be able to play it.
I wish I had more money...  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Granted. You now have trillions of dollars in Monopoly money.

I wish schools picked better required reading books.  

[Roland Karloseth]

I'm currently hosting a contest in the ATG clan...

Granted. Every school except yours does, that is.

I wish I had Super Sonic unlocked.

...The prize is 5k. Why not swing by and check it out?

 

[TeDdY_bEcHiA16]

Granted, but it´s only 4 a day, and all the others characters get locked, too.

I wish I had an Enchanted Book!!  

[Izumi Iris]

Granted, but you can't equipt it

I wish I could get rid of these plastic bags... sweatdrop  

[Roland Karloseth]

I'm currently hosting a contest in the ATG clan...

((I'm assuming your talking about that goofy plastic bag item that goes over your face?))

Granted, but they are now PAPER bags.

I wish I lived in Santa Fe

...The prize is 5k. Why not swing by and check it out?

 

[CR Kyrie]

Granted, but then you realize that it's Santa Fe.

I wish that I could be President someday.