Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[Miss-dark8607]

They kept me awake at night.  

[nedozuki_88]

I'm sorry but they dont permite cats on the premesis..... -_-'  

[Elcia]

You kept squeezing the life out of everything you touched, I was terrified I'd be next.  

[Miss-dark8607]

They kept digging in the yard trying to find the treasure of one eye willie.  

[nedozuki_88]

mu bunions would flare up everytime the entered the room...  

[Arcanas]

She insisted on keeping the gnome with us while in bed.  

[nedozuki_88]

he just didnt understand the inner workings of a womens brain~ *hmmmm~  

[Kalib]

It was either that or eat her... does a sushi piece even have a gender? Why'd I marry you in the first place?  

[Kusaragi]

You were just too evil. My parents were right we were just too different.  

[wakusei]

I found your lack of pants embarrassing in public (despite my not wearing any either)!  

[Arcanas]

You're always just so happy, and for some reason I had this compelling feeling to eat your hair.  

[umi505]

I noticed that you've divorced quite a few others, so, in fear I decided that I'd just beat you to the punch line  

[Lobo-chan]

Well, my birthday was coming up and what with how young she looked... I was worried they'd put me away for doing things with a minor.
Then I realized... damn, how did we get married if we're both minors? Who signed the contract? Are we even married? Can I hire a lawyer, or do I do that for my birthday? sweatdrop  

[Kalstolyn]

Kals is questing again!

I realised that while same-sex marriage is legally binding where I live, it is NOT where she lives.

Check sig for details!

 

[Lobo-chan]

(Good one, Kals)

She wouldn't let me read any of her books crying
Maybe I can try to get some of them in the divorce so I can finally find out what they're all about...