Why did you divorce the aay?

[Ruisu-sempai]

She had an Angel Imp.  

[The Revered One]

I don't know why I married someone who never smiled in the first place...  

[Ruisu-sempai]

His eye reminded me of Lelouch and Spoiler sad Highlight to read) His death.  

[Skysong the dragon]

I was fed up of the ghosts interupting our personal time. Especially when I couldn't see them, it was creepy.  

[Ruisu-sempai]

She was scared of my dog.  

[The Revered One]

I'm a cat person.  

[Ruisu-sempai]

I prefer Samurai.  

[Miumarie]

She didn't like my angel imp, so she kicked it.  

[Ruisu-sempai]

I didn't only kick it! I tied it to a cement block and threw it off a cliff.
I divorced you because it survived.  

[Miumarie]

She hit my devil imp with her car, but it also survived. ;D  

[Rennity]

She never told me the story of what happened to her right eye.  

[ball pain]

Her tail is still fuzzy
T.T  

[asmindys]

She always criticized my cooking.

 

[Ruisu-sempai]

She always wore too little.  

[Rennity]

She always tracked mud onto my white carpet D:< Damn you! <3