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 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:21 pm
I still wouldn't go anywhere near you
If hunnic nunnic buns who liked guns suddenly invaded
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:50 pm
I'd wonder who spiked my drink.
If you mistook a proctologist for a dentist...
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:01 pm
Then I would wonder what was going to happen since I don't know what a proctologist is.
If you suddenly woke up duct taped to a chair with someone trying to poke your eyes out with hangers while breaking your bones with a hammer...
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:24 am
Then I would be in agonizing pain, never wanting to relive that day ever again... if I lived through it.
If I took over your mind...
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:42 am
Then you would wish you hadn't. My mind is a scary place that makes no sense
If jellyfish eat souls
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:23 am
They could work for Lord Death.
If I ruled the world.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:03 am
Then I wouldn't want to live in it anymore
If my dog stopped sleeping under my desk...
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:29 pm
then you wouldnt have a auto foot warmer.
if you suddenly woke up in the world of an anime series...
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:54 pm
Then I would wonder just what I ate last night and if someone spiked it...
If it started raining donkeys
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:17 pm
I would need a high tension titanium umbrella
If your mother-in-law was visiting
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:53 pm
I would wonder who the hell I married.
If I was walking towards you while putting on medical examination gloves...
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:35 pm
I would start running
If the world ran on donuts
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:25 am
there'd be no cops
If there were no cops (ever)...
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:32 am
Total anarchy. Duh.
If I stabbed you with a rubber chicken...
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:54 am
I'd behead you with a spoon!
If everything was upside down
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