The Corrupt A Wish Game!~

[TxTiNK]

Granted, but now you can never find jeans long enough for your extremely long legs.
I wish I was more awake!

 

[PatBenatar1]

wish granted but now you'll be awake all the time.

I wish I had a cupcake right now.  

[TxTiNK]

Wish granted, but it's got ants!
I wish we didn't have to wait so long between posting our posts if we're done typing...

 

[PatBenatar1]

(aww shucks, darn ants wink )
Wish granted only now you can only post every 10 minutes.

I wish I could have my dream job.  

[TxTiNK]

Granted, but you went to bed and dreamed of another ideal job and now you want that one!!
I wish I wasn't so itchy (damn mosquitoes!!)

 

[PatBenatar1]

Wish granted but now you never ever feel another itch which means you won't know if bugs are crawling on you!

I wish I knew how to speak another language.  

[LivelyDaydreamer]

Wish granted, but now you can't keep the different languages straight so now you confuse everyone.

I wish I had internet at home.  

[PatBenatar1]

Wish granted but now you only have dial up

I wish I could play guitar.  

[SB_Kyoko-Chan]

Wish granted but you don't own one
I wish to have a brain that would be able to hold an infinite amount of knowledge without having to go back and review the material

 

[PatBenatar1]

SB_Kyoko-Chan

Wish granted but you don't own one

rofl Aww shucks! lol

Wish granted only now that your brain is all filled to the brim with knowledge there is no room for your brain to "remember" how to perform basic functions like telling you when you need to use the rest room or blink.

I wish my birthday would hurry up and come!  

[TxTiNK]

Wish granted, but your wishlist wasn't updated so you got a lot of duplicates!!
I wish nobody ever suffered from depression.

 

[PatBenatar1]

Wish granted unfortunately now all of those who suffered from depression now suffer from depression's equally as ugly cousin, anxiety...

I wish it was sunny and hot instead of cloudy and hot...  

[TxTiNK]

Wish granted, but little did you know when you made that wish, the sun would never go away again. No more night, and a drought headed your way.
I wish insulin didn't have to be taken with a injection.

 

[PatBenatar1]

Wish granted but now you have to take it in the form of an enema...

I wish I could think of a funny wish...  

[Daypaw]

^ I lol'd.

Granted- you've thought of the greatest wish ever, but you lose your voice/pencils break/pens explode/the power goes out whenever you try and express what it is.

I wish for another day off from work.