Quotes: do you have a favorite one?

[Screaming Tangerine]

"DONT have sex cuz you'll get pregnant and DIE" -Mean Girls  

[Elcia]

"Wisdom has two parts: 1 having a lot to say and 2 not saying it." - a Dove chocolate (don't know where it came from prior to that. sweatdrop )

"If you would be remebered write things worth reading or do things worth writing." - Benjamin Franklin

"He who lives by the sword dies by the sword."

I know others, but these are the ones I remember most.  

[- H a j i l e -]

"there is always someone stronger than you" -I don't remember

"Bribery can get you anything." -Me

"who the hell are you?" -A number of people

"Hey... these arn't my pants!" -my friend

"If life gives you lemons... ask for a refund." -my friend

"So... what is your mental disability?" -my cousin, originally

and many, many more...  

[Pandori Ky]

"I guess to America I'm a disaster-A slave that was destined to own his masters." - Immortal Technique  

[Tolero Insomnia]

"Never make someone your priority if you are only their option."- Tyler

"No one Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent."- Eleanor Roosevelt

 

[Kire Kaysan]

"Humans are born corrupt."  

[Tolero Insomnia]

Kire Kaysan

"Humans are born corrupt."

That we are...

 

[girl_no_13]

Screaming Tangerine

"DONT have sex cuz you'll get pregnant and DIE" -Mean Girls

I need to see that movie!

'Don't watch that, watch this- this is the heavy heavy Madness sound', from The Prince, by Madness. I don't know why I like it so much, probably beacuse it's saying ska's cooler than everything else.  

[Sugihide]

So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.
- Sun Tzu The Art of War  

[Naiya Ai]

"I like people better than principles, and I like people with no principles better than anything else on Earth."

It's from The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde.  

[torrinne]

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.

--Vic Gold  

[tantopat]

"I was hoping you'd cry out in your sleep, then I would have bitten your head off to silence you."

That one's said by Moro from Princess Mononoke, and I just love the way it encompasses her entire personality in a single sentence. mrgreen

My other fave is "A lost dog seeks a vanished man." It's from The Plague Dogs by Richard Adams, which is one of my alltime fave books. smile  

[Michiko Shinobu]

My favorite is: "We're all going to die someday."  

[Pup in Fluff]

Screaming Tangerine

"DONT have sex cuz you'll get pregnant and DIE" -Mean Girls

I say that all the time. Except a tad bit differently...

"Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer! But seriously...don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die.

Twice. ninja  

[Pup in Fluff]

Some more of my favorites include:

"You just don't know it because I'm colorblind!" -Me

"Your spoon is too big." -An icon that I randomly found

"I have a right to my anger, and I don't want anybody telling me I shouldn't be, that it's not nice to be, and that something's wrong with me because I get angry" -Maxine Waters

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. " -Steven Wright

"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation." -Kin Hubbard