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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:43 pm
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"There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs." SPATULA CITY! SPATULA CITY! "A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion! Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color! And because we eliminate the middleman, we can sell all of our spatulas direct to you! Where do you go when you want to buy name-brand spatulas at a fraction of retail costs?" SPATULA CITY! SPATULA CITY! "And this weekend only, try our special liquidation sale: Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny! Don't forget, they make great Christmas Presents! And better way to say "I love you," then with the gift of a spatula?" "Hello. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I like spatulas so much, I bought the whole company." SPATULA CITY! SPATULA CITY! "Spatula City. Seven locations. We're in the yellow pages under "spatulas." -Fake TV commercial from UHF You probably haven't heard of it, but it's an old movie that has Weird Al Yankovic in it.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:32 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:00 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:56 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:40 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:19 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:59 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:16 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:43 am
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((sorry if i do one that has already been done but in not gonna go through and read them all.))
CONNOR Now, you will receive us.
MURPHY We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
CONNOR We do not want your tired and sick.
MURPHY It is your corrupt we claim.
CONNOR It is your evil, who will be sought by us.
MURPHY With every breath we shall hunt them down.
CONNOR Each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
MURPHY Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
CONNOR These are not polite suggestions. They are codes of behavior and those that ignore them will pay the dearest cost -Boondock saints
CHAFFEY Sure, we have an empty holding cell, They can... can they stay?
SMECKER Well, we'll have to check with your mother, but it's ok with me if your friends sleep over. -Boondock Saints
SMECKER What are you doing?
REUBen I was just trying to cuddle.
SMECKER Cuddle?... What a f**! -Boondock Saints
Conner And Murphey
And shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E nomini patri, et Fili e spiritu sancti. -Boondock Saints
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:28 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:32 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:12 am
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