Quote Wars (game)

[Soultrain]

THE CHEAT IS SO A COW!! ~ Strong Mad  

[Jehosaphat]

Blast! That is all anyone ever asks me! I'll give him what for! You fool! You scampart bagger! I'll give you what for! How do you like that, The Sneak? I told him I'd give him what for!

~Sir Strong Bad  

[Soultrain]

Now we'll have our parsnip pie, and The Homestar Runner will go hungry! It's curtains for you! ~ Sir Strong Bad  

[Jehosaphat]

That dapper little whatzit,
Who's the Strong Man's greatest pal!
It's The Sneak!
It's The Sneak!
~The Barbershop Trio, DaVinci's Notebook  

[Soultrain]

Says here in the news-papper that the encapturement of the new apparition garners a top reward of 26 and one pennies! We could buy the monocle off Rockefeller's very eyeball with that kind of cash! ~ Sir Strong Bad  

[Jehosaphat]

I read that a ghost.
~The Homestar Runner  

[Soultrain]

You read that a ghost what? ~ Old Timey Marzipan  

[Jehosaphat]

I read that a ghost is.
~And his response...  

[Soultrain]

You read that a ghost is what? ~ And her reply...  

[Jehosaphat]

Dear Sir Strong Bad,

How do you operate the telegrammophone whilst wearing gentlemen's sports gloves?

~So I forgot the sender's name.  

[Soultrain]

[ Message temporarily off-line ]  

[Jehosaphat]

Limozeen: Congratulations on your hundredth email Strong Bad!
Larry: We're from the band Limozeen!
Other Band Member: Uh, Larry, I think it says that at the top of the screen.
Larry: Well I didn't know that!
-Back to hyphens  

[Soultrain]

Remember those guys from that band Limozeen?
Well, they turned their tour bus into a space machine!
But they're still Limozeen! ~ singers  

[Jehosaphat]

Tv show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am.
-Some TV guy  

[Soultrain]

I think that truck is trying to kill me! ~ TV