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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:36 pm
Granted, but he is the most hideous, most vile creature on the face of the earth. Congrats, you went on a date with Michael Jackson.
I wish I could get to my files from my public library.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:20 pm
Granted, but you can only get in for the genres you don't like.
I wish I had another 2K
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:51 pm
Granted, but you get it when Gaia becomes OBSOLETE!!! eek crying
I wish that immortal creatures could die.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:26 pm
Granted, but Chuck Norris karate kicked you in the face for it.
I wish I could invent a sport that would create world peace.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:00 pm
Granted, you invent a sport that would create world peace, but before you can share your idea you get assasinated by telepathic warmongers.
I wish that there were no warmongers
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:41 pm
Granted but everyone is forced to live in a Pleasentville-type world.
I wish the Pixies would deflate some more.
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:34 pm
Granted, but it inflates so much it runs out of air and dies.
I wish that someone (not me) would go burning_eyes .
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:31 pm
alright, but you never get to post on gaia again
i wish i had my kitty back
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:47 pm
Granted, but it eats you.
I wish I had a dog.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:17 pm
Granted but it eats you and your whole family.
I wish I had a kitty.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:52 pm
granted but it is a ravishing sex-maniac so every night, you'll get distracted by the noisy sounds they make...
i wish for a red sports car
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:50 am
Granted, you get a cool Micro Machine red sports car! You are the envy of every 6 year old. Everyone above age 6 laughs at you
I wish I could play bass guitar well cool
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:27 pm
GRANTED! But during your first video-taping, you die in a freak Bass-amp falling, exploding, burtsing into fire accident.
I wish I were invincible and could never die...
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:11 pm
Granted, but pizza gets lazy and says the same thing someone else did, which is you get your invincibility/immortallity at the same moment of the apocalypse and spend the rest of your eternity in EXCRUTIATING PAIN!!!
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:07 pm
Granted, you have so much energy you end up hyperventalating at least 4 times a day.
I wish I didn't have to do this spanish project.
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