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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:26 pm
Because the magic man in the sky says they don't get candy if they don't fly.
Where do babies come from?
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:18 pm
From a box. Add powder into a bowl and just water before you microwave. Instant baby!
Why do sheep have to be sheered?
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:03 pm
because farmers dont know how to do cornrows in their sheepy 'fros
why did the chicken cross the road?
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:37 am
because his girlfriend had just broken up with him and he was feeling suicidal.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:38 am
sorry, forgot a question.
why do i see clouds by the mountains but sun on the palm trees?
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:34 pm
because domo-kun will rule the world
who's bright idea was it to put the ALT button next to the space bar?
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:28 pm
madonnas'! why do i only own one lonely little heavy metal song?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:08 am
Evil magic!
Who will post next?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:50 am
Sticky Post-its.
Why do Japanese people fear Godzilla?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:35 pm
I think it has somthing to do with yogurt.
What do you think you're doing?!
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:59 pm
The monkey crashed your car into an extremely fat woman.
Why did the dinosaurs die out?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:02 pm
because you farted. why does eternal prince have such nasty toots?
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:55 am
Blue
What is the ultimate question?
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:38 pm
no.
why are cup noodles so yummy?
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:12 pm
Because they don't need water.
Why is water wet?
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