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 Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:56 pm
^^ I've got a joke if you wanna hear it.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:58 pm
Well, you suffered mine, so I guess it's only fair...
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:59 pm
Okay, but it's a bit long and i'm a bit of a slow typer so bear with me. I'm gonna post it in my next post. Give me a few minutes.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:04 pm
*pokes everyone with her mighty finger of doom*
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:05 pm
Look out! It's... DOOMFINGER!
*Gets poked anyway*
Agh, I is doomed!
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:07 pm
A big man barges into a bar and see a little business man sitting at a table staring at his drink. The big man goes over to the little buisnessman's table and drinks the drink. The little man starts to cry and the big man says " Oh, hey! It was just a joke! Here! I'll buy you another one!" The little man replies "No, it's not that...It's just I've been having a very bad day. Today I was late for a meeting then fired for showing up with the wrong papers as well. When I go to the parking lot I find that my new sports car has just been stolen. After that I call a cab home and tell the cab driver a short-cut to my place but he takes a long, scenic route and I end up paying over $200 for the ride. After i get off the cab, i then realize that i had forgotten my wallet in the cab. When I get home I find my best friend with my wife in bed together. So I take my left over secret stash money and come here to this bar. So here i was wondering when I should end my pathetic little life when all of the sudden, you come out of nowhere and DRINK MY POISON!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:08 pm
That's actually ironic-funny... Poor bastards.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:09 pm
Yeah, I know, but it's still funny to me. ^^
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:10 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:11 pm
Wow, I totally just had a brain-fart. My brain just sort of died again.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:12 pm
aretoo gets out the paddles and applies them to Erve's temples... "CLEAR!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:12 pm
the doom is taking effect.
*laughs maniacally*
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:13 pm
Wait, what the f-uaaaaaaaaagh!
*Random electrocution noises*
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:13 pm
(Oh, wait... these are *canoe* paddles!)
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