Corrupt-A-Wish

[Chemmon]

granted, but the first action you make you destroy the country like bush did.

i wish i was a ninja
ninja ninja  

[TeDdY_bEcHiA16]

Granted, but now they are after all the ninjas to kill them.

I wish I wasn´t sick  

[shadowrune]

Granted, but you are now 3 million dollars in debt. (Welcome to the US healthcare system with no insurance.)

I wish I had health insurance.  

[CR Kyrie]

Granted, but then you die, so it doesn't really help.

I wish my stalker would leave me alone >.<  

[Izumi Iris]

Alrighty, but you gain 20 more from that one.

I wish i was asleep...  

[Roland Karloseth]

I'm currently hosting a contest in the ATG clan...

( this is gonna sound mean, but it's all I can think of at three a.m.)

Granted, but you are in a coma.

I wish I had a job.

...The prize is 5k. Why not swing by and check it out?

 

[CR Kyrie]

Granted, but your job is low pay, high hours, high stress, and will not give you recommendation to any other job. Also, you're stuck in it.

I wish I had a puppy?  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Granted. I hope you know how to care for undead doggies.

I wish for the destruction Pluto.  

[TeDdY_bEcHiA16]

Granted, but it provocated the destruction of al the planets, now u r dead, too.

I wish I wasn´t bored.  

[Roland Karloseth]

I'm currently hosting a contest in the ATG clan...

Granted, but now you have so much to do that you get really stressed out and ultimately run amok with a meat cleaver.

I wish I had the angelic halo for my avi

...The prize is 5k. Why not swing by and check it out?

 

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Granted, but then the mods freeze your account because someone falsified an offense report.

I wish I wish I was a fish.  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but homer goes back in time and sits on you

i wish i had mad sewing skillz~  

[TeDdY_bEcHiA16]

Granted, but now the neddles ot thread don´t even exist.

I wish I had a Guild with a lot of people.  

[Saverio C.]

Granted, but they are all 4chan trolls with lots of pictures to dump

I wish for the powers of god!  

[Blade_With_A_Name_On_It]

granted. but now God will have to kill you. have fun with that

i wish i was in Slytherin House