Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[The PHiX]

Q:Why can't fish fly?

A:We'ld shoot them down.

Q:Why do we breath?  

[phenox1707]

A: we dont breath, we breathe.

Q: Who wants eggs?!?  

[Cherryblossom Jen]

A: no thank you, i have some already (XD im a girl)

Q: Why do you think gaia was originally made?  

[WWE Heavyweight Champion]

A so a bunch of little horn dogs could date some girls

Q: how do moneys dance?  

[Adele1010]

A: Money doesn't dance unless it's caught up in the wind...but I'm sure that monkeys can!

Q: How do planes fly if they're that heavy?  

[Serverus Snope]

A: They use magic.

Q: What is love?  

[The PHiX]

A: Love is part of our chemical make-up to ensure that the human race stays alive.

Q: Why do I exist?  

[Mara_Brightwing]

A. So the rest of us have someone to love. heart


Q. Why not furry?  

[5 Card Trick]

marabright

Q. Why not furry?

A: Because I shave!

Q: How many beans make 5?  

[Uima]

5 Card Trick

marabright

Q. Why not furry?

A: Because I shave!

Q: How many beans make 5?

A:7

Q:How are babies made?  

[Mara_Brightwing]

A. You have to ask?

Q. Pink or Purple?  

[Uima]

A:Blue

Q:What time is it when you have no clock?  

[Mara_Brightwing]

A. That's when you can get to work in no time.

Q. If 2+2=4, what is the general liquid capacity of a man's size ten cowboy boot?  

[Enigma87]

marabright

A. That's when you can get to work in no time.

Q. If 2+2=4, what is the general liquid capacity of a man's size ten cowboy boot?

A: 75 and a half!!!!!
Q: WHERE IS THE SQUIRRELS AT?  

[A Pimp Named Slik Bak]

A:IN THA TREE!

Q:Why Do Super Heros Where Tights?