"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[OfficialPapaJohns]

Oh no! The fan girls got the cops!

I'm calling from jail because fought the law and the law won.

(BTW, do you get the reference?)  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Rule of thumb: Use order to fight law.

I'm in jail because I dug to far down.

 

[Vanilla Acoustic]

Can't you dig yourself up?

I'm calling from jail because I made a mistake.  

[OfficialPapaJohns]

I told you don't be a hooker right next to the police station!!

(I don't really think your a hooker, just a joke. sweatdrop )

I'm calling from jail because of Anti-Ninja laws  

[Eternal Rebellion]

And then there were two...

I'm calling from jail because I couldn't text.

 

[OfficialPapaJohns]

I told you to type...

I'm in jail because I played this game.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

It was worth it! mrgreen

I'm in jail because I was looking for my wallet...

 

[The Revered One]

I told you that taking a shortcut through the military base at night was a bad idea.

I'm calling from jail because someone swapped credit cards with me on accident.  

[Tsuki Amu]

Didn't I tell you to not try crack the pin number on those cards?

I'm calling from jail because I drank tea.  

[silent_calling]

Ocha o nonde imasu?

I'm calling from jail because I asked a guy if that was tea he was drinking in Japanese and he hit me.  

[Master Stamp]

Should have spoke in a language people like.

I'm calling from jail because I taught him the language  

[tikaboo]

Now you have a buddy to talk to.

Im calling from jail because everyone at the softball game ate my special brownies and couldnt stop laughing.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

You didn't share with the cops...

I'm in jail because I dressed as a Vampire for Halloween

 

[Tsuki Amu]

Didn't I warn you not to after Twilight came out? (Soz twilight lovers.)

I'm in jail because I made onigiri.  

[silent_calling]

Shoulda shared with the cops...

I'm calling from Jail because I shot someone with a sword.

Ohdang.