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 Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:30 am
Sorry. As soon as you mentioned Edward Cullen I just lost it.
You wiped your mouth on my necktie!
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:16 pm
no. i wiped it with a towel because i saw that there was a bit eyeball goop on it. jeez, you try to do a guy a favor.... stare
you j-walked!
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:09 pm
well, I'M SORRY, but the nearest crosswalk was a half-mile away! walking in socks gets dreadfully annoying at times. and trying to walk in the streets in house slippers? oh, don't even get me started.
you stole all the toilet paper! (don't worry, i noticed before i used the restroom. mwahaha. your evil plans were foiled! but still, that wasn't nice. cry )
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:17 pm
I needed to wipe the blood off my machete.
You made my flamethrower turn on and shoot in your direction.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:20 pm
um, no. that was YOU, and you're just trying to make it seem like I'M the one who "had a little accident with the flamethrower." stare
you stole my favorite purse!
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:47 pm
no the monkey did!!!!!!!
you at my FOOT i hate you.....
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:57 pm
You must be talking to my pet wolf. Yeah, he gets a little ferocious sometimes. Sorry about that.
You tried to pull down my mask!
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:24 pm
because i wanted to see your real face! crying
you made the rooster crow at four in the morning.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:40 pm
no i didn't! your goose just goosed him.
you like birds and monkeys! evil
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:27 pm
Monkeys are cool and birds make good target practice, especially pigeons. They're annoying little ******** stuffed a potato in my gun barrel!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:12 pm
actually, i was planning to steal the gun later and use it as my own personal spud gun, but then you grabbed it before i could steal it.
you stole my extra sack of potatoes!
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:23 pm
I was making a soup so I could poison Eternal! You can't blame me for that!!!!!!!!!!
You won't participate in my riot against idiots!
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:25 pm
i don't see the logic in joining an idiot in a fight against idoits. (jk. totally kidding, you're not an idiot.)
you flipped the bird illegally!
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:29 pm
you want me to do it again?!? I'm in a freaking riot, everything I do is illegal! twisted
You're supporting the corrupt leader!
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:31 pm
nuh-uh.
you assumed wrong!
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