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 Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:02 am
We wouldn't notice because we'd be upside down too.
If I poked you while wearing latex gloves...
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:03 am
I'll b***h SLAP you with a latex glove
If hitting girls makes you gay, hitting gays makes you...
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:08 am
a gender confused potato.
If I were a drunkin sailor
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:13 pm
I'd shave your belly with a rusty razor.
If Boris ate 100 burritos...
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:40 pm
...his autosexual functions will start working (like Diedrich! XD )
If humans had autosexual capabilities...
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:11 am
I'd have an army of children.
If Adolf Hitler ruled the world...
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:12 am
I'd kill him.
If I ruled the world...
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:17 am
you'd trick any rebels to their deaths.
If I flew to Pluto.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:43 am
... you'd find me saying "You're late!"
If youtube exploded into smithereens...
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:54 pm
All internet celebrities would s**t their pants.
If I set your house on fire...
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:10 pm
id come at you with years of pent up rage....is not pretty, dude....
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:19 pm
No if...no then.
Alright, what about if I set you on fire...
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:23 am
 If everybody were falling up.
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:26 pm
NASA would want their gravity machine back.
If I stabbed you because I didn't like the way you looked at me...
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:51 am
I'd think about Bandora.
If you were to die tonight...
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