The Corrupt A Wish Game!~

[PatBenatar1]

Wish granted but then the next day you have to work 24 hours straight.

I wish there was a good movie on.  

[Daypaw]

Granted, but you get 1 minute of movie for every hour of commercials.

I wish I were in bed.  

[PatBenatar1]

wish granted but there are no pillows or blankets

I wish my arm didn't itch.  

[Daypaw]

Granted, but now the rest of you itches instead.

I wish I were motivated to work right now.  

[PatBenatar1]

wish granted but now you're so motivated that you can never stop yourself from working, not even to sleep.

I wish my sister didn't have a migraine.  

[Tera Windstar]

Wish granted, but now she is giving you one.

Wish i could sleep in  

[PatBenatar1]

Wish granted but now your alarm clock doesn't work so you'll always be late for work.

I wish people would stop being cranky.  

[Yishai Mordecai]

Wish granted but now that everyone around you are always happy and smiling you find that they're always more cheerful than you.

I wish I'm a famous chef!  

[PatBenatar1]

wish granted but you're a famous chef for cats!

I wish I didn't have mosquito bites...  

[Violette Cielle]

Wish granted. Your skin is now impervious to mosquito bites and pretty much everything else, some may say it's like you're made of stone....

I wish I wrote a best seller novel  

[Illuminate Shadows]

Granted. Now the paparazzi won't leave you alone.

I wish my college apps would write themselves.  

[Daypaw]

Granted, but their handwriting was terrible so you got rejected.

I wish the day was longer.  

[Fool the Gander]

Granted, but the sun will eventually get hotter and hotter, making it difficult to stay outside for long. :'x

I wish I had longer hair...  

[Daypaw]

Granted, but now it is so heavy that you can't even move around.

I wish I had some more StarBurst Jelly Beans.  

[kanxiaru]

Wish Granted!
But then I poisoned them an you got sick.
I wish that...
I could be a few inches taller!