The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[MJ Spooks]

Charley: I don't have a crush on DJ. He's just someone I stare at and I like, and when he's not here it ruins my day.

source: tumblr
characters involved: Charlotte Jenkins, Daniel Shepard  

[CatWaffle]

Iggy: Have you noticed that Ves has been acting peculiar?

Jonah: Yes, Iggy, from the first day that I met her!

source : The Golden Girls
characters involved : Ignatius Hepburn, Jonah Lane, and Vespera Salazar  

[CatWaffle]

Jonah: Iggy, are you alright?
Iggy: I'll be fine.
Jonah: Is this about Kam?
Sona: No, Jonah. He's upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke.

source : The Golden Girls
characters involved : Ignatius Hepburn, Jonah Lane, and Kameron Hepburn, Sonara Li  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Laili: When the moon hits your eye and there's fur on your thighs, you're a werewolf~

Nani: what

Laili: When you burst out your jeans and then eat human beings.... you're a werewolf~

Nani: why are you doing this


source : tumblr
characters involved : Laili Abrams, Nani Heulwen  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Dris: FOUR MONTHS!

Chrys: What's he talking about?

Chance: It's not that big of a deal-

Dris: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT


source : tumblr
characters involved : Driskol Abrams, Chance Whitethorne, Chrysanthemum Meadows  

[MJ Spooks]

Daniel: What? People actually tell their crushes that they like them?

James: What the hell do YOU do?

Daniel: Uh, I die? What sort of question-

source: tumblr
characters involved: Daniel Jacobs, James Masters  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Michael: and what do we say when we feel like this?

Nasim: i’m a bad b***h you can’t kill me

Michael: ... no

source : tumblr
characters involved : Michael Davenport, Nasim Findlay-Abrams  

[CatWaffle]

Vinny: Hey did you want to come over tonight?

Aeryn: sure what do you wanna do?

Vinny: I'll give you a hint it involves pillows and blankets wink heart

Aeryn: OMG WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A PILLOW FORT! surprised


source : Tumblr
characters involved : Aeryn Quinlan, Vincent Cloutier  

[CatWaffle]

Iggy: I heard on tv that 80% of parents have a favorite kid!

Marta: Don't listen to that i don't like either of you


source : Tumblr
characters involved : Marta Hepburn(NPC), Ignatius Hepburn, and vicariously Kameron Hepburn  

[MJ Spooks]

Kidnapper: We have her

Aspen: ... Who?

Kidnapper: Billie

Aspen & Laurel: Oh.

Kidnapper: What?

Laurel: You don't have her, she has you. Good luck.

source: tumblr
characters involved: Aspen and Laurel Hill, Billie Xanders  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Kam: how many pictures did you take of yourself, you bloody narcissist!
Iggy: I thought half of those were you!

source : tumblr
characters involved : Kameron and Ignatius Hepburn  

[MJ Spooks]

Austen: Oh, so suddenly you don't have a deathwish!

Maya: Austen, I've never had a deathwish, it's just that I don't believe that I personally even can die.

source: Archer
characters involved: Maya and Austen Masters