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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:05 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:40 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:11 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:37 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:27 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:26 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:40 pm
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THE SIMPSONS MOVIE Comic Book Guy: I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!
THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN Trish: I'm throwing myself at you and all you can think about are ******** toys. Andy Stitzer: They're not ******** toys! This is Ironman, okay?
KILL BILL VOL. 1 O-Ren Ishii: You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you? The Bride: You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did. O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit... The Bride: Trix are for O-Ren Ishii: Kids.
LOTR THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING Gandalf: You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!
LOTR THE RETURN OF THE KING Aragorn: [to Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry] My friends. You bow to no-one. [He kneels, and the entire kingdom follows suit, kneeling to the hobbits]
SOUTH PARK: BIGGER LONGER & UNCUT Mr. Garrison: What is five times two? [No response from the class] Mr. Garrison: Now come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot. [Clive raises his hand] Clive: Twelve. Mr. Garrison: OK, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:28 am
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:48 am
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Farscape was a show on the Sci-Fi channel that got canceled, but I have every single episode on DVD. On the bloopers on one DVD, Claudia Black, who plays Aeryn Sun, says "Dargo, big guy. Movie trailer voice. ET- Extra Testicle. OH MY GOD!" And she turns around laughing at her slip-up.
Then there's also a bit from Ben Browder (John Crichton) where it's showing him making up names for Rygel (a puppet. haha!). He says, "Sparky, Spanky, Buckwheat, Lil' Camper!"
Crichton: *wakes up from being knocked out* We could negotiate with the Tavlo- *looks at Aeryn, who is flying her Prowler* You hit me... Aeryn: Hit? -No! A Pantec Jab. You're more suceptable than most. C: Next time you hit me, make sure I don't wake up. A: *tsks* C: No, don't you *tsk* me! This is not over. And when it is, you and I will sit down and have a serious talk. A: Sure. When this is over, you and I will probably be dead.
I love Farscape. I'm addicted! I'll post some more funny lines when I remember them. (but I warn you now- there is a LOT of comedy in Farscape)
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:27 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:46 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:57 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:17 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:36 pm
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Eh, I just got bored, so I'll post some more...
The Nightmare Before Christmas: Police officer: "Attacked by Christmas toys. That's strange, that's the second toy complaint we've had."
Mayor - Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!
Beetlejuice: Otho: "Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister." Deceased Football Players: Hey coach, I don't think we survived that crash... Juno: How did you guess?
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. Mrs. Teevee: That's 105 percent!
Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries!
Mr. Turkentine: I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.
Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
[Noticing signs on vats.] Mr. Salt: Wonka! Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here? Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!
Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse? Willy Wonka: Why, are you having fun?
Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
Willy Wonka: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, and not a drop to drink... yet.
Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.
Willy Wonka: Everything inside is eatable, I mean edible, I mean you can eat everything.
Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.
Willy Wonka: Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick. [To an Oompa Loompa.] To the taffy-pulling room. You'll find the boy in his mother's purse. But be extremely careful. Mrs. Teevee: To the taffy-pulling room?! [Oompa Loompa whispers to Wonka.] Willy Wonka: No, no. I won't hold you responsible.
Mr. Henry Salt: Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose? Willy Wonka: They're not for sale. Mr. Henry Salt: Name your price. Willy Wonka: She can't have one. Veruca Salt: Who says I can't?! Mr. Henry Salt: The man with the funny hat.
I know it's a lot, but Gene Wilder is funny. mrgreen
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