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 Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:04 pm
Granted, you learn to speak spanish sooo well, that the teacher gives you a A++ for the class. The FBI find you a few days later and are convinced you are a illegal immigrant and ship you off to Mexico since you don't have a green card.
I wish for a dollar (ha! try to corrupt that one!)
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:53 pm
Granted, but it's covered in anthrax.
I wish that I could touch sharp things without killing myself and everyone present in the room.
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:09 pm
Granted! When you touch sharp objects everyone outside the room you are in DIES!
twisted
I wish for a subsciption to Newtype (a Anime magazine)
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:02 pm
Granted but they change their format from Anime to a Hilary Duff fanzine. You now have 12 months of the pop princess coming your way !
I wish you could Trick or Treat the day after Halloween too !
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:52 am
Granted, but everyone took all the good candy the day before, and you now have to resort to getting pickled frogs.
I wish this game was no longer corrupted.
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:28 pm
bang its no longer corrupted but then smoeone corrupts is again
i wish i were gangster
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:02 pm
Wish granted, but you get shot.
I wish I could get my matching pants.
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Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:29 pm
Granted, but I had to turn your legs into pants to make them. Now you use them for curtains.
I wish the sun wasn't so damn bright.
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Calamity from the Heavens
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:25 am
Granted, you've gone blind.
I wish it wasn't so cold.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:49 am
Granted. Now it's too hot.
I wish my cat would sleep in my bed and not wake me up in the night.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:23 pm
Granted, but since it won't let you in your bed, you have to sleep on the floor.
I wish I had more than 30 channels.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:05 pm
Granted, but they're a bunch of different variations of ESPN and Figure Skating in many different languages.
I wish I could solve world hunger.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:00 am
Granted. You gave all the world your food, so now you go hungry.
I wish this pizza didn't taste like crap.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:08 pm
Granted, but all your halloween candy gets stolen.
I wish my favorite shows would show new episodes.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:42 pm
Granted, but they suck.
I wish that pirates would go to hell.
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