Make it dirty!!

[Siani]

Like a record, baby... ENNIS! Will you shut up already?
You're ruining my KBS crying .

KGB.  

[aretoo]

Are you my little Secret Police vixen?


Baby, you can drive my car  

[Siani]

I love the way you handle the shifter.
Don't even get me started on the clutch.

I don't own a manual.  

[aretoo]

That's ok... we can fly on autopilot


Flying on Icarus' wings  

[Siani]

The one and only example of how "too hot" is a bad thing.

My neighbors are being really loud... cutting down trees.  

[aretoo]

How dare they??? They should be really loud doing... other things. Wanna try to drown 'em out?



The internal combustion engine  

[Siani]

Sounds really loud, but really... we could be much louder (even without a muffler).

Damn that Rap music.  

[aretoo]

It just makes it so hard to get a grooooooove on.


Standing in the rain  

[Siani]

Is like sex-- it's much more fun when you're naked.

I don't know if I like talc powder or oil better when getting a massage...  

[aretoo]

Why don't we try them both and see?


Want to see my "Fortress of Solitude"?  

[HockeyGirl17]

No because then your all alone.....

Did you see that?  

[[ Messanger ]]

Yeah, I saw him running down the street in a thong.

My phone vibrates.  

[Saverio C.]

That explains why you were not responding!!

the 70's  

[HockeyGirl17]

are you sure, prengncy lasts only 9 months not 9 years....

dream the impossible.....