Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[AndMinKim]

Because wenches dont like ninjas
Why do ninjas crave for wenches?  

[PendragonX9]

because were human too
what is the length of time someone has to be on before then are no longer a noob?  

[AndMinKim]

They must wait until the sun reaches a degree of 36 or greater, after a mist and/or rain. Then they must follow the rainbow four miles or until they reach a vantage point. They must gaze into the holy rainbow and pray to the computer nerds in the sky, "i am not worthy, please grant me unnoobiness!", OOOOoooooooooor, they can wait for like a month razz

Why do we call them "noobs"  

[Kalib]

Because "idiots" was already taken.

Why is ice cold?  

[AndMinKim]

Because gas prices are climbing


Why do monkeys throw poop?  

[PendragonX9]

because they think that they see you
why are we "battling"  

[AndMinKim]

Because the bats vital organs have been clinging to the walls of the mortal and the immortal.

Why do vampires have white faces  

[PendragonX9]

because they dont have much blood
why are the bats dead?  

[dovemck]

The bats are dead because you left them drying in the microwave too long.

Why does a koala bear hang out in trees all day?  

[PendragonX9]

because the monkeys told them to
why do koalas have such weak wills  

[Mugen Nagrom]

chemicals in ukeliptus leaves.
Why do people feel the need to compare themselves to animals?  

[124-C]

Comparing ourselves to gods would make us feel too inferior.

Why is everyone basing their question on the previous question?  

[Chemmon]

because we have no creativity

will you please donate gold?
ninja  

[PendragonX9]

only if you do first
whats wrong with basing our question on the previous one?  

[invisible-weirdo]

Because it lacks the randominmity level of OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does paranoia strike after 2 am on a weekday?