The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Jaxdrill]

unfortunately the needy were allergic to fat  

[LillMissCrazy]

Yetisarge

unfortunately the needy were allergic to fat

Fortunatly, It's fat free!!!  

[Crimsonhellite]

unfortunately someone laced it with rat poison  

[II Panda Puff L II]

fortunately, the poison only kills rats  

[Jaxdrill]

unfornutely it does cause stomach problems to humans  

[II Panda Puff L II]

fortunatley, we have a purple pill called nexium  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately we have too many other pills that get abused.  

[Dragearen]

Fortunately the ones that do get abused don't do anything majorly bad... Most of the time.  

[ancantsia]

Unfortunately I have no idea what to say about that so my head explodes burning_eyes  

[II Panda Puff L II]

fortunately, your head exploding can be resolved with asprine  

[Jaxdrill]

unfortunately asprine takes about 30 mins to get to work.  

[Fuku Taichou]

Fortunately, I have invented a time machine  

[Avzel]

Unfortunately, it only sends you back to the time of the Black Plague.  

[Pamyl]

Fortunately, you do not catch the black plague if you go there through the time machine.  

[II Panda Puff L II]

unfortunalety, everyone thinks you're a witch and wants to burn you at the steak