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Xikrai the Risen

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:40 pm


Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
I SAY MY SIDE WINS! Tentacles don't stand a chance against sharp claws twisted
No but my patented claw clippers do! And you can have them for a cheap price of 20,500g per cartain! Buy them now, cause tomorrow they'll be gone!
shouldn't you be trying to sell that to Jimmy's side?
Are you suggesting that I'm choosing a side? I'm advertising it! Anybody could buy it! (though the most likely costomers are those who could put it to the most effective use). I'm just a simple marketsman trying to do buisness.
...fine I'll buy them all just so Jimmy can't use them against me
Okay that'll be 20,500g per crate, and we have a total of 30,589 crates...so your total will be 627,074,500g...how would you like to pay for that =3

*Does a slighly drawn out whistle* That's a lot of stinkin' gold. Looks like Sanzo is in 727,074,500g into debt. She still owes me for my services.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:40 pm


aretoo
By the way, Slim, the "Bitter Old Maids" pic is terrific! ^_^


Thanks, aretoo! biggrin heart

@Sanzo: Put it on your credit card? mrgreen

Slim95
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Sanzoskitsune
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:41 pm


Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
I SAY MY SIDE WINS! Tentacles don't stand a chance against sharp claws twisted
No but my patented claw clippers do! And you can have them for a cheap price of 20,500g per cartain! Buy them now, cause tomorrow they'll be gone!
shouldn't you be trying to sell that to Jimmy's side?
Are you suggesting that I'm choosing a side? I'm advertising it! Anybody could buy it! (though the most likely costomers are those who could put it to the most effective use). I'm just a simple marketsman trying to do buisness.
...fine I'll buy them all just so Jimmy can't use them against me
Okay that'll be 20,500g per crate, and we have a total of 30,589 crates...so your total will be 627,074,500g...how would you like to pay for that =3
um... Credit?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:41 pm


Undakai
but I can TOTALLY make money off of this...and the money money to be made after all of this is over...shoot, who says you cant buy a woman?

(I'm gonna get shot for that one xP)

Hmm, I like mine broken into already...

Lmao....

Jafthasleftthebuilding
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Undakai
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:44 pm


Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
shouldn't you be trying to sell that to Jimmy's side?
Are you suggesting that I'm choosing a side? I'm advertising it! Anybody could buy it! (though the most likely costomers are those who could put it to the most effective use). I'm just a simple marketsman trying to do buisness.
...fine I'll buy them all just so Jimmy can't use them against me
Okay that'll be 20,500g per crate, and we have a total of 30,589 crates...so your total will be 627,074,500g...how would you like to pay for that =3
um... Credit?
Okay, just swipe here *pulls out a couple of contracts* and sign here, here, here, here *flips page* here, here, here and here annnnnd...*flips another page* here please.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:45 pm


Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
shouldn't you be trying to sell that to Jimmy's side?
Are you suggesting that I'm choosing a side? I'm advertising it! Anybody could buy it! (though the most likely costomers are those who could put it to the most effective use). I'm just a simple marketsman trying to do buisness.
...fine I'll buy them all just so Jimmy can't use them against me
Okay that'll be 20,500g per crate, and we have a total of 30,589 crates...so your total will be 627,074,500g...how would you like to pay for that =3
um... Credit?
Okay, just swipe here *pulls out a couple of contracts* and sign here, here, here, here *flips page* here, here, here and here annnnnd...*flips another page* here please.


Be sure to read the fine print. 3nodding .............or you might be signing yourself into slavery for Jimmeh.

Slim95
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Sanzoskitsune
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:47 pm


Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
shouldn't you be trying to sell that to Jimmy's side?
Are you suggesting that I'm choosing a side? I'm advertising it! Anybody could buy it! (though the most likely costomers are those who could put it to the most effective use). I'm just a simple marketsman trying to do buisness.
...fine I'll buy them all just so Jimmy can't use them against me
Okay that'll be 20,500g per crate, and we have a total of 30,589 crates...so your total will be 627,074,500g...how would you like to pay for that =3
um... Credit?
Okay, just swipe here *pulls out a couple of contracts* and sign here, here, here, here *flips page* here, here, here and here annnnnd...*flips another page* here please.
@_@ so much to read *starts signing away*
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:50 pm


Heheh Too bad there's not a couple totally neutral folk... you could have 'em commenting like the old guys in the balcony from The Muppet Show... ^_^

aretoo
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:50 pm


Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
...fine I'll buy them all just so Jimmy can't use them against me
Okay that'll be 20,500g per crate, and we have a total of 30,589 crates...so your total will be 627,074,500g...how would you like to pay for that =3
um... Credit?
Okay, just swipe here *pulls out a couple of contracts* and sign here, here, here, here *flips page* here, here, here and here annnnnd...*flips another page* here please.
@_@ so much to read *starts signing away*

*insert contract here*
Fine Print: I Sanzo will stil pay Xikrai the 1,000,000 I owe him for halping with the little tentacly gift Jimmeh left me with. Or I shall be his slave for ever regardless of whoever else owns me.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:52 pm


Xikrai the Risen
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
...fine I'll buy them all just so Jimmy can't use them against me
Okay that'll be 20,500g per crate, and we have a total of 30,589 crates...so your total will be 627,074,500g...how would you like to pay for that =3
um... Credit?
Okay, just swipe here *pulls out a couple of contracts* and sign here, here, here, here *flips page* here, here, here and here annnnnd...*flips another page* here please.
@_@ so much to read *starts signing away*

*insert contract here*
Fine Print: I Sanzo will stil pay Xikrai the 1,000,000 I owe him for halping with the little tentacly gift Jimmeh left me with. Or I shall be his slave for ever regardless of whoever else owns me.
WAIT! I SEE FINE PRINT WHERE'S THE MAGNIFYING GLASS!

Sanzoskitsune
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Undakai
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:52 pm


Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
...fine I'll buy them all just so Jimmy can't use them against me
Okay that'll be 20,500g per crate, and we have a total of 30,589 crates...so your total will be 627,074,500g...how would you like to pay for that =3
um... Credit?
Okay, just swipe here *pulls out a couple of contracts* and sign here, here, here, here *flips page* here, here, here and here annnnnd...*flips another page* here please.
@_@ so much to read *starts signing away*
Okay, thank you very much for your services,soul, money, and time. We'll contact you in 2 weeks to ensure that all your products have arrived.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:53 pm


aretoo
Heheh Too bad there's not a couple totally neutral folk... you could have 'em commenting like the old guys in the balcony from The Muppet Show... ^_^


Lobo-Chan and Unda are both neutrals! biggrin (though lobo wouldn't make a very good old guy)

Slim95
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:53 pm


Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
Undakai
Sanzoskitsune
...fine I'll buy them all just so Jimmy can't use them against me
Okay that'll be 20,500g per crate, and we have a total of 30,589 crates...so your total will be 627,074,500g...how would you like to pay for that =3
um... Credit?
Okay, just swipe here *pulls out a couple of contracts* and sign here, here, here, here *flips page* here, here, here and here annnnnd...*flips another page* here please.
@_@ so much to read *starts signing away*
Okay, thank you very much for your services,soul, money, and time. We'll contact you in 2 weeks to ensure that all your products have arrived.
Um... ok *eyes still spinning*
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:56 pm


Now time for my 30 minute drive home. Be back soon!

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raytray

PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:59 pm


ROFL.

Nice work slim.
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