Corrupt-A-Wish

[nedozuki_88]

Granted, to bad they all speak in parsel(spelt wrong i know) tongue and you dont

I wish that i could have all the lolita clothes that i want  

[Spifflicious]

Well sure, they're yours, but they're all too big on you. WAY too big.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

[Roland Karloseth]

Granted, but you have the squeaky voice of a japanese girl.

I wish I already had all 500 eggs.  

[Sentama Lin]

Granted. You've gained ovaries and inside them are 250 eggs each.

I wish that I can make meat delicious...  

[Spifflicious]

Dude. Meat is totally delicious and mouth-watering now...

But it gives you diseases which have not yet been cured.


I wish my Sundae's Treat was real... crying

 

[Roland Karloseth]

Granted, but she melts while you are... "entertaining" her, and makes a big mess everywhere xd

I wish my Alruna was real.  

[Sentama Lin]

Granted. She becomes a real b*tch.

I wish that I was closer to people I care for. (You bastards for corrupting this ^.~)  

[Spifflicious]

*feels like an a**... but*

Alright, you're closer to them, but they don't know you at all. You're a stranger to them.


I wish I could dance like the guy in the Benny Lava video on YouTube.

 

[Roland Karloseth]

Granted, but then YOU NEED A BUN TO BITE BENNY LAVA. And there are no buns to be found.

I wish I had several million gold to spend  

[Spifflicious]

Granted. Anything for you, dude. You can spend it all right now too! BUT after you do, you are banned because the Mods suspected you of buying gold online with real money.



I wish I could manipulate earth with my mind.

 

[nedozuki_88]

granted, everytime you use your power, it turns to mud

I wish the cherry blossems would last longer crying  

[Kusaragi]

Granted but after the first week they start to smell like garbage.

(I have the feeling I've seen you around somewhere before xd )

I wish that more people would post in the What you're Wearing RP.

Trying for someUniCreatures
Noble Eggs:1-2-
New creatures: - 1 -- 2 -- 3 -- 4 --5
- 6 -- 7 --8

 

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but they go on, and on, and, on, each taking up at least one page

I wisht that the cherry blossems wouldnt smell like garbage!!!  

[xDarkPisces]

Granted, but they die within the week. 8D

I wish I was an expert at nuclear physics.

 

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but how is that any use when your the only one who understands it in the world?

I wish for, a smoothie~