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 Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:20 pm
...which I happen to be on !!! I take the chair and as soon as the bus stops somewhere near Kansas City I spot a twister in the distance. I toss the chair into the twister which sends the chair off to the merry old land of Oz !!!
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:08 pm
Pursues the chair to Oz; wrenching it from the hands of the Oompa Loompas or whatever those things are, and stashes it behind the Wizards curtain
"Ha ha ha; nobody will find it here"
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:10 pm
Munchkins!!! Rebel!!! *sends Munchkin army to attack the Emerald Castle*
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:34 pm
::sends out the flying monkies of my cousin, the dearly departed wicked witch of the west:: Get them! Make them suffer! Oh, and the chair...get the damn chair while you're at it!
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:46 pm
Both the Oompa Loompas and the monkeys; this does not bode well *uses pirated escapiliser to send chair to a nunery*
To Battle!
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:10 pm
You stole my escapalizer?! *rips his sword arm off, uses it to cut his gun arm off, and breaks his robotic legs*
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:23 pm
::runs off to the nunnery and my skin burns as I enter and steal the chair from the mother superior's office::
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:26 pm
*hits you with a bat as you walk out the door, knocking you out cold, while I walk away with the chair* Thanks for doing the hard part.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:47 pm
*hits you on the head with torn-off sword arrm, knocking you out cold while I crawl away with the chair*
Your escapiliser sucks; thats not where it was supposed to be sent
*Seals chair in crate and has it locked in secret U.S. government basement alongside various other items of incredible power*
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:50 pm
*wakes up* Not where it was supposed to be...? Either someone tinkered with my escapalizer, or that one's not mine. *goes off to fix appearifier*
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:51 pm
I never said it was yours; it's a pirated copy, much like Joker's was
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:56 pm
Appearifier fixed! *appearifies the chair*
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:59 pm
*Steals chair by force*
Fix me and you can have it back
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:02 pm
*breaks your communication device*
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:37 pm
...and while you're doing that since you didn't do anything with the chair yet I seize my chance to get the chair and grab it and toss it down the sewer !
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