"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Tsuki Amu]

Did you forget that I replaced the ammo i there with gummies?

I'm calling from jail because I fell asleep.  

[silent_calling]

Shouldn't have hit snooze so many times.

I'm calling from Jail because I farted on the cop I shot. They just told me. Still assault, but different form.  

[Master Stamp]

This isn't Halo you don't crouch on every one you kill

I'm calling from jail because apparently I have two speeds walk and kill  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you to run instaed of plain walking.

I'm calling from jail because they finally caught me downloading thousands and thousands of pirated music.  

[Dorkii Crayonz]

I told you Justin Bieber wasn't worth it.

I'm calling from jail because I kidnapped the Jonas Brothers and made them rapeeat Selena Gomez.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

"rapeeat"? Heh, I doubt they have enough strength to rape a woman.

I'm calling from jail because Jesus and Allah told me to perform a killing spree.  

[Saucy Goblin]

I told you to stop listening to the voices in your head.

Im calling from jail because I stole candy from a baby.

 

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you to steal the baby instead.

I'm calling from jail because I ate my cat for breakfast. Alive.  

[silent_calling]

I told you- that's only legal in China.

I'm calling from jail because I have a ghost problem.  

[Saucy Goblin]

I told you those were indian burial grounds!

Im calling from jail because I changed clothes in a phonebooth.  

[SimsGirl87]

I told you nobody wants to see a nude person in a phonebooth!

I'm calling from jail because I flipped Justin Bieber off and then his face met my fist!

 

[Saucy Goblin]

I told you that catching him with your fist when he falls was still assault!

Im calling from jail cause I went over to your house and kicked your dog.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you to just punch him instead.

I'm calling from jail because one of my "captives" escaped from my basement and told everything to the police.  

[GillaGrrl]

I told you duct tape goes on the mouth, not the wrists...

I am calling from jail because My parakeet ate a pastors finger.

Art by KFX

 

[Nacm]

Sorry.... I fed it a pastor flavored cracker not expecting it to become addicted...

Im calling from jail because I cant believe its not butter. sad