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 Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:04 am
Granted, but now they have to trade places with the zombies.
I wish that my next wish wasn't corrupted.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:38 pm
Granted, but pizza's too lazy to listen and turns you into a duck anyway.
I wish that I could get my head chopped off and still live.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:38 pm
Granted but then your pet(s) get run over.
I wish I could eat candy in my room.
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:22 pm
Granted, but your parents rented out your room to some drunk college kids for a party and now everytime you eat one they shove a rabid chipmunk down your throat.
I wish that I could RULE THE WORLD from my throne of cheese.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:19 am
You do indeed rule the world perched upon your throne of cheese, but then your cheese throne eats you. Now it rules the world.
I wish I could get un-addicted to Gaia.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:10 pm
Granted, but you get addicted to crack.
I wish that I had no stupid nagging conscience.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:42 pm
^granted but the you get a stupid nagging sister biggrin (thats what my sis wished for and she got me biggrin )
I wish that I will the Harry Potter contest on HBO
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:30 pm
Granted, but the prize is INSTANT INCINERATION!!! burning_eyes
I wish I had a fire extinguisher.
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:44 pm
Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish towns worked on my computer.
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:53 pm
Granted, but your computer soon freezes and blows up in your face. Ouch!
I wish I had a scanner.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:37 am
Granted, but everything you scan comes out on the computer as Jackie Chan.
I wish that I had a helper monkey.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:46 pm
Granted. The helper monkey promptly poops on the floor.
I wish my Halloween chocolate wasn't gone already cry
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:56 am
Granted, but that's because I dropped it off the grand canyon, where it lives, protected by wolves.
I wish decaf had caffeine in it.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:12 am
Granted, but you become allergic to caffine.
I wish people who try to ban books would actually try to read the book before they try to ban it.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:36 am
Granted, but they don't try hard enough.
I wish I could eat rock.
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