Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[PendragonX9]

because the black helicopters make it
why do trees grow up?  

[invisible-weirdo]

Because [God/Allah/Buddha/Purple Monkey Warriors/Whatever you want] WILLS IT!!!!!

Why does WalMart brainwash people?  

[PendragonX9]

for money
why do we value little slips of green paper?  

[Skrat_teh_Squirrel]

Because it's green! Green FTW.

What's the meaning of life?  

[PendragonX9]

42
what is the ultimate question?  

[Agent_of_Misfortune]

How can my feet smell if they do not have a nose?

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How can there be self-help “groups”?  

[Mugen Nagrom]

some people have multiple personalities...
Why did 7 eat 9?  

[Chemmon]

because they were trapped on a desert island and 9 was hungry.
what's the best letter in the alphabet?
ninja  

[Pa-Puru seiyuuki]

Z because its the last...

Why does 2+2=4 rather than fish?  

[Mugen Nagrom]

Because fish smells...

When is it ok to use the spork?  

[Chemmon]

when eating mashed potatoes from KFC
why does why is the sun yellow?
ninja  

[Mugen Nagrom]

Because it is a mass of gas burning into oblivion.
Why does everyone at the ATG get an attitude with me?  

[Chemmon]

because you give them attitude.
why does everyone hate vista?
ninja  

[Mugen Nagrom]

Its slow
when is today going to be yesterday?  

[Saverio C.]

TIME PARADOX!

Why do all the girls I meet not suck ;P