The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Raventeco]

Fortuneatly it had been a very rainy season so they couldn't find any dry firewood  

[Fuku Taichou]

Unfortunately, the people are book burners and are willing to burn their books to start the fire  

[ancantsia]

Fortunately the Librarian stopped them from burning the books.  

[II Panda Puff L II]

unfortunatley, they beheaded Marion Madam Librarian  

[Avzel]

Fortunately many books were on tape and escaped notice.  

[Fuku Taichou]

Unfortunately, the town prankster was planning on recording over all the tapes with his own personal messages.  

[ancantsia]

Fortunately they were the village idiots and couldn't find the tapes to tape over them blaugh  

[Panzer Ruin]

unfortunately, they brought in a giant magnet instead to wipe the tapes clean, wherever they may be.  

[sammythewalrus]

Fortunately nobody in the town owned a tape player anymore anyway since they had all upgraded to CDs and MP3s  

[ancantsia]

Unfortunately there was a huge electrical storm that broke them all.  

[Fuku Taichou]

Fortunately, there was a sale at a nearby electronics store.  

[sammythewalrus]

Unfortunately, it was Midnight and the store was closed down.  

[RockDuchess]

Fortunately, you are supposed to be in the time of the Black plague (read previous page), and you read your maths history and know where to find Isaac Newton and he proves that you are not a witch and therefore you do not need to be burned at stake.  

[koromyst]

Unfortunately, no one believed neither Isaac Newton nor you

 

[sammythewalrus]

Fortunately, everyone was really friendly and willing to listen to their story.