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 Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:24 pm
....There's a ******** monster cricket hiding in my kitchen. More specifically on top of my microwave. The microwave that has my dinner in it. And it's underneath a cupboard too so I can't smack it over the head with something. >.< URGHGOAWAYDAMMIT
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:39 pm
Wait. You're afraid of a cricket?
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rofl
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:42 pm
I'm a chick, shut up >.< I have issues squishing spiders cuz of the bug guts and death throes.
Also this thing is a monster. A ******** flying monster. And he's out of reach so I can't squash it with a magazine (or several). And I swear, he stares at me and taunts me >.<
SHUT UP.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:44 pm
I was stalked by a monster cricket once. It followed me inside and I went upstairs...and it slowly made its way up. When I went to go to sleep it was by my bedroom door.
Creepy Mr. Cricket.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:45 pm
*stares at Waku's name*
It's not like they bite, or anything...
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:49 pm
I'm pretty in pink~
I don't mind bugs of any sort unless they're poisonous, are on me, are flying around me obnoxiously, or are in my room. Then they must die... twisted
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:52 pm
Yes, you are. Did that just happen today, or am I slow (as usual)?
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:52 pm
I know they don't bite, but still >.< Disease-ridden ******** monster. Also, I have a feeling it wants to set my apartment on fire.
*pokes Waku's name*
D: Creepy Mr. Cricket indeed.
The thing is, I have no idea how something of that size snuck into my apartment without me noticing for at least like 3 hours. wtf.
EDIT: I have problems with any and all bugs that find their way into my living space.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:54 pm
I have a ginormous crane fly in my room. :S
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:56 pm
124-C Yes, you are. Did that just happen today, or am I slow (as usual)?
It happened today... 3nodding
And I am off to bed now~ 'Night, all!
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:57 pm
The hell is a crane fly? *grabs his copy of Reader's Digests' North American Wildlife*
@Invis — He's trying to kill you with fire? That's a change...
[edit]@Waku — Well, congratulations and be well. biggrin
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:59 pm
Night Waku~
Crane flies are horrid and need to die. I'm sorry, but I would freak out if something like that ended up in my bedroom.
Well he hasn't tried yet, but still. He stares at me. And there's something sinister about it. >.< Dammit.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:02 pm
Night Waku. @Tsuji: Crane fly.@Invi: They are horrid. This one hasn't done much, though... Stalker cricket?
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:05 pm
In my experience, they don't usually do much. They just hang out and intimidate you with their size and horrid-ness.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll be stepping out to stock up on bug spray and the like. I'm declaring war on this monster.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:08 pm
Thanks, Pickles, but you should have just called it a mosquito hawk to begin with...
And they don't bother me. Perfectly harmless to humans. Even mosquitos...
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