OK so thanks to Shadow's link combined with me and Indigo's twisted twisted minds.... we came up with this! Now we're not REALLY selling anyone. No gold will exchange hands! If anyone trades me gold for the person on here to be "sold into slavery" I will smack you upside the head, this is a JOKE thread and will only be done with willing participants. If you want to sell someone they have to have your permission and I repeat NO GOLD IS GOING TO BE EXCHANGED... now that that's out of the way..
Post your bid! and discuss how wrong and yet funny this is.
Next on the bidding table...
Buyer of _no_13: to be announcedPeople to be sold:
1)Dark_Wyvern
2)girl_no_13
3)Son Matthew
4 )~Lizzerde~
5)ZOMG FLEA!
6)Dragorn the warrior
7)Kire Kaysan
8 )Omochii
9)[ Terra ]
10)Undakai
11)Celestial Burden
12) Kitty the Tamer
13) Lemming Pie
14) Prinniesdood
15) Slim95
People who have been bought:Buyer of Indigo: Bass20xx for 5 million bucks and all his bids
Buyer of Lin: Lobo-chan for... a lot ok? lets just leave it at that
Buyer of Shadow: Mut for $600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Buyer of Nami Tsuki: Saverio for 9.9 x 10^2,000,000,000,000,000,000
Buyer of Silver Hellsing: Sanzoskitsune for 1 million trillion billion dollars (cheating is fun)
Buyer of Viral C: Stir for 3*10^1730^1730^1730^1730^1730 + 1
Buyer of Wakusei: Jimmy for 1 million
Buyer of Matrias Fierno: La Belle Isolde for $1,777.71
Buyer of Bass20xx: Aretoo for 118 trillion and 51 cents
Buyer of Aretoo: Omochii for 501 billion
Buyer of Sanzoskitsune: Shadow-Savant for googleplex squared and 50 cents
Buyer of [Nikki] The Saint: Omochii for 104 million
Buyer of Starlaa: Omochii for 210 million
Buyer of HermieKrab: blue_green for 105 million
Buyer of blue_green: Omochii for 20,000,000,000,000
Buyer of Ritz Freak: Sword the Timestalker for 999,000,000,000,000,000,000
Buyer of Shram: Omochii for 300,000,000,000
Buyer of ruschca: Sanzoskitsune for $700,000,000
Buyer of La Belle Isolde: Shadow-Savant for $106,324,775.89
Buyer of ~stir of echos~: Shadow-Savant for $139,999,999.99
Buyer of Xanatos Forever: Slim95 for 40,001
EDIT: Rule 1: Bids are in dollars! Which is why I say bucks up there, since some people have been bidding with weird things... its getting confusing ><
Rule 2: Bids are to be made in red text so that they're easy to see, especially if other conversations are going on
Rule 3: The only thing I'm counting on bids is a NUMBER, any additions will only be counted as extra but not part of the actual bid. This is because its hard to put value on things at times and therefore hard to tell who has a higher bid.
Rule 4: You can NOT start going into weird numbers that take a lot of time and thought to figure out. We can start with 100s then slowly go up from there, if you jump from thousands to millillitrillion or whatever or something weird like that I will not accept your bid. Not only does this confuse me but the other bidders. This also means, no more numbers using scientific notation, its really starting to confuse and frustrate me. If I need to pull out my calculator your bid is void.
IF ITS OBVIOUS YOU DIDN'T READ THESE RULES I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR BIDS! BE WARNED NOW!