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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:35 pm
I have food.
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[Starving is PAINFUL.]
After the hunger pangs disappear though, it's not that bad, although, I think the risk of ulcers shoot up a lot.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:39 pm
Damn... I guess I'll do the hip thing and live off of ramen noodles in my parent's basement. Those are cheap.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:47 pm
Take multivitamins so you don't run the risk of deficiencies.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:50 pm
Fair point. Good. My future is now planned out. Screw school.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:54 pm
Use a condom! biggrin
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
No glove? No love.
Don't get kinky, 'til you wrap your winky.
Be a good lover and give yourself cover.
Don't play God and wrap your rod.
... >_>
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:56 pm
xD Wow I've never heard some of those ones.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:58 pm
You probably haven't since I'm sure I made a couple of those up. Although, I bet other people have, too. Rhyming is fun. biggrin
Here's a joke I'm passing around: Did you hear about the soldier who didn't make it back to base because he was smashed into the side of a building?
They consider him AWOL.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:57 pm
Jaft You probably haven't since I'm sure I made a couple of those up. Although, I bet other people have, too. Rhyming is fun. biggrin Here's a joke I'm passing around: Did you hear about the soldier who didn't make it back to base because he was smashed into the side of a building? They consider him AWOL. I'm giggling at it the second time round.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:27 pm
 Because falling's not the problem
When I'm falling I'm in peace
Only about 30 pages left to 20,000...
(So that's about 3 pages/day :O )
It's only when I hit the ground
It causes all the grief
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:30 pm
I count 70 pages left. I think. We're almost at 19930, right?
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:31 pm
Because falling's not the problem
When I'm falling I'm in peace
Aaaaand, I fail at counting.
*goes and dies in a hole*
It's only when I hit the ground
It causes all the grief
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:32 pm
D: No dying. I fail at counting frequently.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:33 pm
Because falling's not the problem
When I'm falling I'm in peace
>__>
I'm staying down here, though.
It's only when I hit the ground
It causes all the grief
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:35 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:36 pm
Because falling's not the problem
When I'm falling I'm in peace
It's ... a hole-y hole?
(Not to be confused with a holy hole)
It's only when I hit the ground
It causes all the grief
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