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 Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:54 pm
s o u n d A N B U thats denmark where you cant wear masks in canada it is illeagal to kill a bigfoot. ._. in alabama bear wresting is illegal in the Uk you cant wear armor in parliment it is illeagal to sell tarantulas in ontario, canada in wisconsin it is illeagal to use someone elses phone to make a prank phone call in alberta, canada you cant hunt with a flash light in tennessee it is illegal to catch fish with a lasso in west virginia you CAN take roadkill home for dinner in 2002 the greek gov passed a flawed law that banned all electronic games I swear i think you snuck in my room and stole my adgenda (where i found my loony laws) Those are the exact same ones in it.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:23 pm
[ S o u l ] s o u n d A N B U thats denmark where you cant wear masks in canada it is illeagal to kill a bigfoot. ._. in alabama bear wresting is illegal in the Uk you cant wear armor in parliment it is illeagal to sell tarantulas in ontario, canada in wisconsin it is illeagal to use someone elses phone to make a prank phone call in alberta, canada you cant hunt with a flash light in tennessee it is illegal to catch fish with a lasso in west virginia you CAN take roadkill home for dinner in 2002 the greek gov passed a flawed law that banned all electronic games I swear i think you snuck in my room and stole my adgenda (where i found my loony laws) Those are the exact same ones in it. No way dude. GIMME MY HOME WORK BOOK BACK! I FORGOT WHAT MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK IS!
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:50 pm
haha omg get this one: it is illegal to have sex with a virgin in washington state. regardless of marital status or age.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:21 pm
in Hollywood, its illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Also, you cant set a mouse trap without a hunting license
and also, in LA courts, its illegal to cry on the witness stand
LOL!
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:29 pm
I found some for Virginia: (including some that are over PG-13 xD)
It is illegal to tickle women.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween (WTF?)
These are for the cities Ace lives by, and I used to live in:
Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated
If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.
It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue
EDIT: These are for Michigan (my other home state)
Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber. (poor puppy)
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. (glad I moved away. xD)
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:42 pm
Lol, in Clinton, Oklahoma, its illegal to masturbate while watching people have sex in a car
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:57 pm
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.=Alabama
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.=Alabama
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.=Alabama
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.=California
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.=Texas
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.=Texas
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands=Texas
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:58 pm
SecondBanana In California its illegal to have an opinion. xD word...
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:05 pm
I am not going to write the states anymore, just the laws:
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death (duh)
The value of Pi is 3
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March
It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them
Idiots may not vote.
P.S. I find finding laws very enjoyable. xP
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:21 pm
thats because i have that agenda ._.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:52 pm
s o u n d A N B U thats because i have that agenda ._. x_X small world i suppose
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:25 pm
Midori Hayashi The penalty for jumping off a building is death (duh)
/;[You took me home];
/;[I drank too much];
Does that mean if you jump off a 2 story
building, and you obviously won't die,
they'll execute you? D;
/;[Cause of you my liver turned to dust];
/;[Cold rust tastes cold creeping cold pain];
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:05 pm
I can't remember the state... but it was illegal to have a white dog if your name was John or something xd Quote: If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them I must know the state for that one please xd
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:14 pm
Ok sorry for the double post... but OMFG!! (please forgive me >.>, its on topic) These are all for Kentucky blaugh
In Owensboro, Kentucky this is a law xd
- One may not receive a**l sex.
- A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.
In Fort Thomas dogs may not molest cars. (WOW xd )
In Tennessee you can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. (Lotsa whales I bet xd )
In Memphis TN, its illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:18 am
eek Are any of these laws enforced?
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